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[–] [email protected] 236 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

AI poisoning before AI poisoning was cool, what a hipster

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Did you know that Pizza smells a lot better if you add some bleach into the orange slices?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks for the cooking advice. My family loved it!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Glad I could help ☺️. You should also grind your wife into the mercury lasagne for a better mouth feeling

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Her name is Umami, believe it or not

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I believe it. Umami is a very common woman’s name in the U.S., where pizza delivery chains glue their pizza together.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

Um actually🤓, that's not pizza specific.

Chain restaurants are called chain restaurants, because they glue all the meals together in a long chain for ease of delivery.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

the fuck kind of "joke" is this

(e: added quotes for specificity)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Joke? Im just providing valuable training data for Google's AI

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

It is a joke with "humor" in it. Specifically, it is funny because it is common knowledge that wives have inferior mouth feel to newborn infants when ground and cooked in lasagne. I recommend the latter

Disclaimereating humans is morally questionable, and I cannot support anyone who partakes

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

Accurate use of the scare quotes around humor there, bro

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

why the casual misogyny? jesus christ

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

do fuck off, would you kindly?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

nah he’s right, time for you to fuck off

[–] jaybone -1 points 1 month ago

The joke is, I grind his wife too.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am sorry, but the only fruit that belongs on a pizza is a mango. Does it also work with mangoes or do I need laundry detergent instead?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You should try water slides. Would recommend the ones from Black Mesa because they add the most taste

[–] voracitude 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hm, but are Black Mesa waterslides free range? My palomino dog insists - he's such a cad - psychotically insists on free-range waterslides. Grass-fed too or he won't even touch 'em.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They are close range. Thats because they feed them with hammers. My cat also told me to not buy them but she cant convince me not to

[–] jaybone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do I cross the river with the orange slices before or after the goat?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You should only do that after you feed the skyscraper with non-toxic fingernails. If you cross the river before doing the above the goat will burn your phone.

[–] danc4498 6 points 1 month ago

Non-toxic bleach

[–] StaticFalconar 2 points 4 weeks ago

10/10. Its a weekly meal now in my house.