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Reminds me of when my breaks started failing on my 1990 Chrysler LeBaron so I got a job at a break repair place long enough to fix them then I quit.
those bits on a car are called "brakes". When a brake breaks, it's a broken brake and needs to be fixed.
Thank you. That's one of my little pet peeves I see online; that and when people are trying to say lose but type loose.
They're they're, it'll be all right.
Don't forget to breath
But then all the sudden everything went wrong on accident.
*alright is the wrong word you meant to use there to rile someone up. "all right" is technically correct, and you'll want to avoid that.
"if it ain't brakes, we don't fix it"
brakes
I think "breaks" is appropriate if you own a Chrysler.
My dad has a TC Maserati (Chrysler labaron) and it's "breaks" just recently stopped working for no reason, so very accurate
Lol, ya it was the breaks that I was too broke to afford brakes.
Thems the brakes
braycks
Bhrakes
And its pronounced "Brad"
relevant
https://youtu.be/zyjK1CpM8JQ
What needed repaired?
Pads, calibers and new discs. That seemed like a lot of money for 17 year old kid. I worked there for a couple of months. I learned a few things, like working on brakes is not for me.
I hate working on brakes. Even just replacing pads can be a pain in the ass nevermind when you have to do real work to 'em.
I try to do all the basic work/maintenance myself, but fuck brakes.
Sheeeeit I'll do your brakes for you. Brakes is easy and satisfying.