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I can confirm that Heaven is on Earth and it's on the side of the road in Mexico. ๐ฅฐ
Hell may, or may not come after heaven. The taco works in mysterious ways
โBut what about Sunday, the day of rest?โ Oh you mean Taco Tuesday?
Avoid the super spicy chile sauce.
A true disciple of the taco embraces the sauce, and the trials that may follow
So it's more of a Hindu cleansing of the soul than a Christian eternal punishment sort of thing is what you're saying.
Fun facts: The "later consequences" of super spicy food comes from the anus having similar sensory cells to the mouth. The only way to avoid the burn is desensitization from repeated exposure and this desensitization is not permanent. It has to be maintained by regular consumption of spicy food.
Excuse me, we're majority Catholic! (and dwindling)
Only if you're a foreigner ๐คญ
Heaven is sleeping armadillos?
Not the ones carrying Y. pestis.
I've never seen an armadillo here that wasn't desiccated and creepily posed on someone's table ๐ I mean, it was only one, but it was one too many
Wouldn't it be Cielo in that case?
Eh, tomato jitomate. Same thing!