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SLPT: If you are in a dangerous situation and someone yells "Duck!", make sure they aren't talking about the bird or you could end up looking real stupid. (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/shittylifeprotips

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[–] lettruthout 9 points 1 month ago

I wish I could find that video where someone off-screen yells “Duck!”, and the guy does, but gets hit with an incoming duck anyway.

[–] themeatbridge 6 points 1 month ago

Likewise, if someone screams, "Get DOWN!" you're going to want to confirm it is not a time-displaced funk singer encouraging you to boogie on with your bad self, lest you make yourself look foolish. See also, Hit the Floor.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Step 1: Secret Service says "duck"

Step 2: demented president(elect) confuses af

Step 3: ???

Step 4: president vance?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

"Rock Lobster!"

[–] LouNeko 2 points 1 month ago

Quack

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

More SLPT: If that happens, stand up and look around you. Ducks aren't good at sneaking around so you'll be able to catch them this way.