lemmesay

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everywhere I go (discuss.tchncs.de)
 

cat looking inside box meme

  • yeah our project uses typescript
  • look inside
  • any
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

India and Asia

???

 

cross-posted from: https://discuss.tchncs.de/post/13709593

image description:
a cutout of a press release by linux foundation with the text: "Innovation in financial technology is critical and Tazama is at the forefront of that evolution," said Jim Zemlin, Executive Director of the Linux Foundation.

below is linkedin post of his wife sheela zemlin that says:
At Bakkt, our vision is to connect the digital economy for consumers, business and institutions. We are at the center of embedded finance for digital assets, bringing these front and center through our partners' digital experiences.
I'm hiring a VP of Business Development to lead one or more of our key verticals. Must have strong track record in tech strategic partnerships for SaaS or Fintech products. Looking for strong SME across Retail, Enterprise, Card Issuer or Travel segments. SF, NYC, Bay Area is ideal. https://Inkdin/gqiA-4Xw #buisnessdevelopment #cryptocurrency #digitalassets #b2b2c

and below that is stock performance of the aforementioned company for the last five years where after initial IPO, stick price has crashed almost 94%, indicating a classic pump and dump scheme.

in the bottommost are is Michael Jordan(but with face swapped with Sheela's) saying *and I took that personally, referencing the famous meme

information courtesy https://techrights.org/n/2024/03/17/Jim_Zemlin_Says_Linux_Foundation_Should_Combat_Fraud_Together_W.shtml

 

image description:
a cutout of a press release by linux foundation with the text: "Innovation in financial technology is critical and Tazama is at the forefront of that evolution," said Jim Zemlin, Executive Director of the Linux Foundation.

below is linkedin post of his wife sheela zemlin that says:
At Bakkt, our vision is to connect the digital economy for consumers, business and institutions. We are at the center of embedded finance for digital assets, bringing these front and center through our partners' digital experiences.
I'm hiring a VP of Business Development to lead one or more of our key verticals. Must have strong track record in tech strategic partnerships for SaaS or Fintech products. Looking for strong SME across Retail, Enterprise, Card Issuer or Travel segments. SF, NYC, Bay Area is ideal. https://Inkdin/gqiA-4Xw #buisnessdevelopment #cryptocurrency #digitalassets #b2b2c

and below that is stock performance of the aforementioned company for the last five years where after initial IPO, stick price has crashed almost 94%, indicating a classic pump and dump scheme.

in the bottommost are is Michael Jordan(but with face swapped with Sheela's) saying *and I took that personally, referencing the famous meme

information courtesy https://techrights.org/n/2024/03/17/Jim_Zemlin_Says_Linux_Foundation_Should_Combat_Fraud_Together_W.shtml

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago

stick figure showing a giant thumbs up, seemingly not interested in the conversation

your username reveals a lot about you, BTW

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

they can still help improve perceived startup time by caching layout, CSS, and some static pages.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

in case you aren't joking: Progressive Web App. Something apple doesn't like much now

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

it's nothing for a GNU/Linux user

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

just like god intended. not as beautiful as templeos though

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

ikr! ancient desktop environment on unstable release

 

screenshot of KDE version 1 running on Debian 13(sid)

taken from: https://www.reddit.com/r/unixporn/comments/1buqeeo/kde_112_kde_1_compiled_on_debian_13_trixie/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

then you mustn't have seen LATAM memes! they are super uncanny.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

thanks! it's a result of many a personal experience. :p

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

yes, though if you can't wait for lineageos to be available for you device, you can flash a GSI

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

that was my intention. thanks for putting it into words

 

I hate antichrist meme template.

two people wearing helmets with logos of big corporations are raiding a house. The text below them reads, "we've got you surrounded, use our dis-services".

the person whose house is being raided is hiding, holding a gun with logos of GNU, Linux, Lineageos, Firefox, and Lemmy. The text above him says, "I hate corporations, I hate crony-capitalism."

 

cross-posted from: https://discuss.tchncs.de/post/13421298

"we've updated our privacy policy" starter pack

  • getting innocent looking emails at nighttime
    screenshots of emails(only header shown, with statusbar showing 9pm) from reddit and discord
  • only lists ways in which they violate your privacy, legally
  • gigantic walls of text without a way to see before-after
    screenshots of privacy policy from docusign and tumblr
  • always about using data to sell, or rain AI
    screenshots of news articles of reddit selling data to Google; tumblr, docusign, and discord to use data to train AI models.
 

"we've updated our privacy policy" starter pack

  • getting innocent looking emails at nighttime
    screenshots of emails(only header shown, with statusbar showing 9pm) from reddit and discord
  • only lists ways in which they violate your privacy, legally
  • gigantic walls of text without a way to see before-after
    screenshots of privacy policy from docusign and tumblr
  • always about using data to sell, or rain AI
    screenshots of news articles of reddit selling data to Google; tumblr, docusign, and discord to use data to train AI models.
 

who would win meme format

[left side: apple]
expensive monetarily but petty in actions

[right side: openai]
open in name but closed in reality

 

screenshot of a comment section of pornhub with the following comments:

NotVladimirPutin69: How to make brownies for my birthday?

johansson55: so you're gonna need a baking tray, preferably one about 8x8 inches, some parchment paper, 1 cup of sugar, 3/4 cup of AP flower, 2/3 cup of cocoa powder and 1/2 cup of powdered sugar, about half a cup of chocolate chips, a teaspoon of sea salt, 2 eggs, 1/2 cup of olive oil, and 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla extract start by preheating the oven to 325 farenheit (-163 celcius), lightly spray your baking dish with some cooking spray and then add the parchment paper (this makes it easier to remove the-

johansson55: brownies when they're done. mix the dry ingredients (and the chocolate chips) in a bowl, remember to sift the powdered sugar and cocoa through a fine mesh strainer to avoid clumping. and in a larger bowl, whisk the eggs, oil, vanilla, and 2 tablespoons of water, and then slowly add the dry ingredients. stir until combined, but not too much, then pour the mixture into your baking dish. bake for —45 minutes, and voila, brownies!! (let cool completely before removing from the baking dish)

johansson55: Hope this helps!! Let me know how it goes if you do decide to make them I haven't used this recipe in a while, but hopefully it works out

 

we're not the same meme with the following text:

you like threesome
I like leetcode.com/problems/3sum
we're not the same

 

image description:
image of a person happy-crying with the text: me when my city's AQI is "unhealthy" and not "dangerous"

on the bottom is a screenshot of a weather app showing AQI of 110 and labeled unhealthy

 

image description:
a picture of a laptop's log-in screen, with the gear icon in the bottom selected(to change desktop environment)
the four options are:

  • GNOME Classic
  • GNOME Classic on Xorg
  • Ubuntu
  • Ubuntu on Xorg
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