zeet

joined 1 year ago
[–] zeet 4 points 1 year ago

"Pleasure to meet you, old stringy man. Yes, I'd love to meet your younger, plumper family."

[–] zeet 3 points 1 year ago

The posh term is to 'absquatulate'.

[–] zeet 6 points 1 year ago

"I have never shied away from tough decision. Our choices over the last week, opposed by the party opposite, will prove to be the right ones. Many experts are already predicting a golden future, with up to one million new homes built, and a new trade route to Japan."

**Camera cuts to the swathe of destruction left by Godzilla**

[–] zeet 2 points 1 year ago

Your Score: 10 of 12

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[–] zeet 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Holy contrived punchline, Batman!

[–] zeet 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Steve misunderstood when Susan said she wanted to be polyamorous

[–] zeet 2 points 1 year ago

Military issue poop explode

[–] zeet 8 points 1 year ago

Golden shower fetishists left disappointed by 4D VR experience

[–] zeet 13 points 1 year ago

It was at that point Striker realised anyone on a phone would not be using a mouse.

[–] zeet 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But Mom, Jesus never had homework

[–] zeet 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"I'm not denying the craftsmanship or the ahem intended utility, but the conditions of your incarceration do not allow for an appearance on Shark Tank, Dr Lecter."

[–] zeet 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You missed out Q Basic.

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