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Absolutely an actual song. The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot.

Melee

He didn't have the same experience. He was born with +20 charisma and wisdom, and intrinsic spellcasting. It's no more a real experience than Elon playing Diablo.

Think you'll find 'Charleston Heston' was the dance number performed to, "Don't it Taste just like your Mammy's?", in the musical version of Soylent Green.

Obligatory 'yo momma'.

1984: Freedom is the freedom to say 2 + 2 = 4.

2024: Freedom is the freedom to say, "Notice me senpai!" to an orange haemorrhoid.

"By using this cutting edge technology, we anticipate to achieve significant efficiency gains from the process whereby we extract waste cash from our customers' wallets and convert it into useful revenue such as dividends and CEO bonuses."

French Tripods? Ulla-la.

Kids that age ain’t stupid though just confused spirits

That's why parents should exorcise their children for at least 60 minutes per day.

There's a bug in the rule.

Former President Donald J Trump has more important things on his mind when he wakes up. Like saving the economy, securing the borders, and hoping his bladder holds out while playing his daily game of hunt the mushroom.

Whilst that's a possible explanation, correlation does not imply causation. There are many other potential contributing factors (increased loneliness, economic hardship, acceptability of suicide, changes to how deaths by misadventure vs suicide are recorded, etc) and more research will be needed to identify which, if any, played a role in the observed change.