yesman

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[–] yesman 3 points 1 month ago

The two big brands are malignant monopolies that nobody likes? That's exactly how free market capitalism works.

[–] yesman 5 points 1 month ago (7 children)

It doesn't matter how good your browser is when you can only access content through an app.

That's the way things are headed, I'm afraid. In a few years you won't be able to load Facebook, Youtube, Reddit, or Twitter(formally X) from a browser.

[–] yesman 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Paxton is not the Governor of Texas, he's the Attorney General.

[–] yesman 0 points 1 month ago

After watching the movie, a real dinosaur park would be a disappointment.

[–] yesman 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have you tried blowing on it?

[–] yesman 124 points 1 month ago (5 children)

ended up dead in Nazi concentration camps

Anybody familiar with young children will recognize this use of passive voice as the phase where the child admits that something bad happened, but is not comfortable assigning responsibility yet. "The lamp got broken".

[–] yesman 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Am I the only person who watched Singles (1993)? OK, pretty forgettable romcom, but absolutely the soundtrack of the 90s.

[–] yesman 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No matter how many re watches, the chodes are still going to think DFENSE is a hero.

[–] yesman 10 points 1 month ago

Building an electric motor and powerful battery was the easy bit. To this day, it remains a mystery how he sourced the 10,000 plastic clips that hold a Tesla together.

[–] yesman 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In the Communist future, the Hallmark channel runs Christmas movies in May. And the stores start decorating in August.

[–] yesman 8 points 1 month ago

Except... for the combat. By the end of the game, they need 50 bad guys to even pose a challenge to our Max Paine protagonist. But not in the cut scene, of course. By mid-game, you've killed more cowboys than cholera.

There is a beautiful quick-draw mechanic that's only necessary in 2 (optional) side quests.

[–] yesman 0 points 1 month ago

Libertarians don't want the State to profile children in school. Private employers should profile kids to see who goes to the mines and who's fit for the brothels.

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