umbraroze

joined 11 months ago
[–] umbraroze 27 points 8 months ago

[Hapless user] "Kids are allowed to use bicycles! Government requires you to be a late teen or adult to drive a car!"

[Libertarian mod] "Banned. It's not that age of consent we want lowered!"

[–] umbraroze 2 points 8 months ago

Oh yeah, Orcs & Elves, one of my absolute favourite games for the DS!

[–] umbraroze 2 points 8 months ago

Oh last year I paid the ticket in cash, 20€, no problem. This year? 20€, plus 1+bits euros of processing fees. To "deliver" my ticket to the platform of my choice. (...Mobile app.)

So I went to the car show. They still had the cash booth. Mild failure to communicate. I just dodged the field of view of the booth guys, out of shame, and entered like normal, glad the ticket guards were accommodating.

Oh I forgot the best part! When I was trying to log on and the security interfered with CAPTCHAs, Ticketmaster reset my password several times. That's how you know this company take security seriously. /s (Literally no site does this.)

[–] umbraroze 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Tests as well.

In most programming languages, yes.

In Ruby? ...eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh.

[–] umbraroze 41 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Meanwhile, earlier this month, I had to literally disable quite a few bits of adblocks and other extensions just so that Ticketmaster's crappy CAPTCHA thing would allow me to even log in. Literally screamed "Why are you pestering me, I'm just trying to buy a ticket to a local car show, not a fucking Madonna concert"

[–] umbraroze 7 points 8 months ago

How come everyone is forgetting the best practices in Bitcoin backup?

You put the stuff in a container, put it in a hole in your yard, and put a birdbath on top of it.

The birdbath is a crucial security step! Standard practice! Been that way for years! I frankly can't believe a lot more people don't know about it.

[–] umbraroze 31 points 8 months ago (3 children)

A lot of e-companies, particularly the search engines, around the turn of the millennium, went completely crazy over the "portal" business. Everyone wanted you to make them your home page. News feeds, generous 15 megabytes of email space, web search index last updated 1.5 geological megacycles ago - "well, you see, the web sure is growing rapidly, dunno if anyone can do anything about that in the future, we sure can't". Oh and ads. Lots of ads.

So in that light, Google kind of stood out. Actually updated search index, relevant results, no-nonsense user interface.

[–] umbraroze 59 points 8 months ago (6 children)

You Chrome folks need extensions to use non-Google search engines?

Firefox uses just bog standard OpenSearch definitions. No shenanigans. Ships with both Google and Bing if you're into that sort of things. And you can add arbitrary search URLs, no probalo.

[–] umbraroze 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Well aren't the requests to backend by definition slow? Actually TCP protocol is pretty much turtle as opposed to UDP's hare: slow, but it gets you there.

Edut: was drunk here, was very spitballin' too

[–] umbraroze 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

For data gathering? Pretty much anything that doesn't fiddle with the values. Usually, bespoke apps or applications specifically designed for survey data. People actually use spreadsheet programs a lot, but those who do spend a lot of time on ensuring data gets entered correctly.

[–] umbraroze 9 points 8 months ago

Clearly, the superiour mode is to just use keyword based scoping (à la Ruby do ... end). When I was a kid I read an OBSCENE MAGAZINE where I saw a Forth program go dup dup dup and I was like "ok so what's the problem here? Things happen and everything is just keywords?" and my young mind was corrupted forever I guess

[–] umbraroze 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

When I was taking my introductory courses in computer science over 20 years ago, they told me to not use Excel if you can avoid it, because it's not very, you know, precise. So I'm well aware that this is an ancient joke. Excel will fuck your data up - AI is just another way to do it.

But it is a potential scifi plot point.

However, I will concede that it's probably not a scifi plot point for too long. Worse things have already happened.

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