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[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Find a spark plug, crumble, embed in shoe sole by stepping on it, jumpkick glass, become legend.

[โ€“] topherclay 3 points 3 days ago

The ceramic edges of broken spark plugs are really good at breaking tempered glass, but tempered glass is on a certain sense the opposite of bullet proof glass.

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