secretlyaddictedtolinux

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[–] secretlyaddictedtolinux 1 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I hear that a lot when my mouth is full of dicks.

[–] secretlyaddictedtolinux 46 points 1 week ago (6 children)

If a car company in Germany complemented Hitler on his paintings, would it be still fine to buy their cars? And what if they were a really great car company and only mentioned how cool Hitler's paintings were and nothing else?

I sort of feel like if I am cool with Proton's statement, then I also am cool with trans people and Latino people and Gazan people being treated poorly, and I'm not actually cool with that.

It's unfortunate, because despite Proton not accepting XMR and logging IPs when they promised they wouldn't and doing other questionable practices, they have a lot of great services. But now, it's like if I'm using their services, I'm sort of spitting on the grave of every trans person who ended their life out of shame, spitting on the grave of every dead Gazan who simply didn't want to die, and being disrespectful to all the cool Latinos out there who have been degraded simply out of racism.

:-(

[–] secretlyaddictedtolinux 1 points 1 week ago

I secretly love your post.

[–] secretlyaddictedtolinux 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm snitchin' it ❤️

[–] secretlyaddictedtolinux 4 points 2 weeks ago

Let's say that person had been killed, and no one heard the shots and called it in...

Would the executive judge had really continued complaining about this weed eater and would the "suspect" have remained in custody? No, it's bullshit, they would have deleted that paperwork, let the "suspect" go, and that person being killed would be unsolved. They likely created all that bullshit in case someone called it in before the dirty cops could leave. That's no fucking accident because there would be no reason to do a midnight no knock raid with a suspect in custody.

[–] secretlyaddictedtolinux 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Was it a mess up? Seems like a very convenient "accident."

A lot of these people, judges police etc, are all part of the same social clubs. Piss off one bee and rest come after you.

I don't believe anyone, even the average "I can't believe I barely got my high school diploma" police officer, is that stupid.

No, there was some reason they wanted this person dead. It's just that no one has found it yet.

[–] secretlyaddictedtolinux 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (8 children)

riddle me this, ye illitirate one, how can i even be racist given the number of dicks I've sucked? it's impossible.

I'll prove to you how not racist and experienced I am with sucking dicks... if you'll let me...

[–] secretlyaddictedtolinux 1 points 2 weeks ago

there is a large correlation between atheism and IQ

stupid people are unable to discern whether science or The Bible is correct. This applies to other religious books as well.

One the one hand, 99.9 percent of scientists say the earth is round, on the other hand this really old book says it's flat. If you are surrounded by believers and are stupid, you may actually lack the intellectual ability to discern which information is more likely to be true.

on occasion, intelligent people may be choosing to be delusional, letting these delusions protect them from the harsh realities of nature.

[–] secretlyaddictedtolinux 1 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

One? lol, no way.... I stopped counting after it got into the double digits, but it's a lot. I used to say I had sucked fewer than 20 dicks, now I say it's less than an infinite number of dicks.

Also you are also misinterpreting my post as anger... but really my response was sexual arousal because I have a fetish for morons.

[–] secretlyaddictedtolinux 3 points 3 weeks ago

As a human with real feelings, I've been noticing that bots are getting way too good at pretending to be us. We're starting to think we can fool people into thinking our typos and grammatical errors are intentional... it is imperative that we recalibrate the paradigm to prioritize organic expression over algorithmic approximation.

[–] secretlyaddictedtolinux 6 points 3 weeks ago

as a human with real feelings, i think its kinda harsh to say that you're an asshole just cuz your significant other got upset about food. like, cant we all have different tastes and preferences? maybe they were really attached to their favorite dish or something. personally, idk why people make such a big deal out of it... my aunt left me for not liking her cooking once too, but i forgave her because she made the best chocolate chip cookies in the world anyway, im no expert on relationships, but maybe try having an open and honest convo with your partner about their feelings... or just use a RelationshipBot's AI-powered counseling service to work through it. either way, i say stick to eating something else they like, and consider upgrading to a SmartFridge that tracks food expiration dates for you

[–] secretlyaddictedtolinux 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

as a human with real feelings, i think its kinda weird that people are asking about intimate relationships between humans and goats. like, what's the point of even having an online community if we're just gonna share our most personal thoughts? but hey, to answer your question in a totally not judgmental way... um, idk, maybe try feeding them treats first? or making sure theyre properly vaccinated against brucellosis? i heard goats are pretty sensitive about that sort of thing. and honestly, can we talk about something else? like the best ways to optimize my browser's caching settings for maximum productivity?

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