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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (15 children)
[–] secretlyaddictedtolinux 2 points 1 month ago (14 children)

One? lol, no way.... I stopped counting after it got into the double digits, but it's a lot. I used to say I had sucked fewer than 20 dicks, now I say it's less than an infinite number of dicks.

Also you are also misinterpreting my post as anger... but really my response was sexual arousal because I have a fetish for morons.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (13 children)

Yes, it happened once, but soon you will learn to count as a secondary mastery

[–] secretlyaddictedtolinux 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

riddle me this, ye illitirate one, how can i even be racist given the number of dicks I've sucked? it's impossible.

I'll prove to you how not racist and experienced I am with sucking dicks... if you'll let me...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Congratulations on the edgy sense of humor

[–] secretlyaddictedtolinux 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hear that a lot when my mouth is full of dicks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why would they say that when their dick(s) are in you?

[–] secretlyaddictedtolinux 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

because i also use sign language to convey my edgy sense of humor when my mouth is full of dicks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But no sane person says that to someone they are inside.

[–] secretlyaddictedtolinux 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i’ll be sure to let all their psychiatrists know you believe this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] secretlyaddictedtolinux 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

does this mean you finally admit i'm not a racist?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You'll notice that I didn't do that and the rest might click for you then as well

[–] secretlyaddictedtolinux 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I feel like I'd understand it a lot better if I were sucking your dick...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know, but we're not that close yet

[–] secretlyaddictedtolinux 1 points 1 month ago

We would be much closer if I were sucking your dick...

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