Why not have the model create an IPv7 system? I bet the CTO would promote you.
Duh, just disable the LDAP server. If they can't log in to schedule a meeting, there's no meeting. EZPZ.
Maybe like... 4?
Ah, you just need a minor tweak to the hardware. Install a power outlet connected to the incoming power. Then get that old laptop you're keeping in the basement "because I might want to mess with it, I dunno" and place it on your IBM 7094 and install Windows server on it.
That'll never work--the bowl will end up working like a dish and you'll only be able to communicate with stuff directly above the bowl.
Instead, install the APs inside the water tank.
I'll certify you for $500.
- Remove NAT
- ???
- Profit!
Wait, there it is!
I drew mine in the middle vertically. Unfortunately, it's not visible from the surface :(
Or if that one isn't anthropomorphic enough...
She looks like the boss at the end of the Karen level.