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Need to update network drivers (lemm.ee)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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The CEO’s nephew has been promoted to CTO because he installed FoxIT on a laptop. Now they’re wanting to embrace AI/ML and require all software to use it.

We’ve trained a model on IPv6 addresses. How do I push out self-signed certs for all workstations to accept the model as a driver to perform TCP/IP functions?

Can’t use IPv4 because “CAT5 isn’t backwards-compatible.”

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[–] owenfromcanada 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why not have the model create an IPv7 system? I bet the CTO would promote you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

When I suggested this to him he took his shirt off and yelled “square up, Tyrone!” Then proceeded to demand that all presentations be created in Lotus Notes from now on.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You have it all wrong

You need CAT8 to bypass the Firewall to get the certs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Instructions unclear, CAT9 hurricane spawned on our Oracle database.