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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

During lockdown I tried making fruit wine without doing enough reading. It smelled like acetone and I'm pretty sure it was lightly poisonous. He can have that recipe if he wants.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I read(yelled) this entirely in Lewis Black's voice.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Veridian Dynamics we can even make radishes so spicy that people can't eat them, but we're not because people can't eat them, Veridian Dynamics, Food. Yum.

Spelled different, but seemed relevant.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Wow, they sure did eat a lot of stickers."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

He had slayed me, mutha! [Deathdrops.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Fact: This is actually where the phrase "shrimp on the barbie" comes from. It has nothing to do with BBQ.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I mean I recognize it, but as something I frequently say to my therapist. (They finally divorced when I was 24).

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (7 children)

Because he paid a pornstar, Tobequiet.

Edit: Just finishing the TMNT song to appease my compulsions y'all. I understand the the legal case is more complicated.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I know I should be angry, but honestly the copywriting on this is cracking my shit up. "So woke they never sleep" these bigots are comedy gold.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Lemmy-Bot: "First stretch out a pair of jean, top with beans, beans, and more beans. This will prevent you from pooping for at least 3 days."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No seriously, read it, it's fucking hilarious.

I'm almost afraid to ask you to explain how you might have formed such a belief, but feel free to take a shot at it.

In a footnote on page 3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Found the aussie!

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