lungbutter

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I am a keyboard player & collector, and I simply adore tulips on my favourite organ.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

You can't fart in a parking lot without stinking up a Subaru.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Vermont's got you covered.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hence, "pain".

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Rapeseed oil became Canola oil.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You can't spell car keys without ca ke.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

By the time they were done blathering, the hot dogs must've been ice cold. Chilly dogs, if you will.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Username almost checks out!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the heads up on Voyager. Will definitely give that a try.