grandkaiser

Attn: security team

Hi,

I think someone on Lemmy has hacked into every work environment I've ever coded in

DNS engineer here: it's the bane of my existence. Vanity TLDs were a cash grab for ICANN. They have made defensive domains a nightmare

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?"

Contestant: "The penis"

SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder

SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard

SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself

SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

You don't go to waffle House for waffles. The bloodhound gang didn't sing about waffles.

"Want you smothered, want you covered like waffle House hash browns"

Dunno about you but I've never not crashed hash browns while hammered

I couldn't roll my eyes hard enough. It instantly reminded me of r/atheism titles going "dae religion bad ?😤" 80,000 up votes

Hitting on people is equivalent to racial segregation and centuries of hatred...? Besides that whole can of worms, how did your parents meet? My dad hit on my mom at a summer camp. I met my wife by hitting on her at a store. Hitting on people is the most traditional way people hook up. Weird to me that people are trying to demonize public flirting.

SEO is what is killing Google. Companies designing shit websites designed to highjack search results is a huge issue.

But at least other countries don't have lowbrow coal rollers.

Every nation has its idiots, definitely not unique to the US

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• Orchestrated a strategic expansion initiative to establish presence in previously uncharted regions.
• Oversaw budget management and resource allocation to meet organizational goals.
• Led a major organizational transformation, significantly expanding membership and reach.
• Excelled in strategic negotiations and public relations to foster expansion.
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To serve kernel is a cookbook! 🍿

extreme look of distrust intensifies