garbagebagel

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[–] garbagebagel 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Recently I watched an press event with a Canadian politician, who was switching between French and English as we must sometimes. He was talking about a bag of apples (which his colleague was holding) costing a stupid amount of money. He made the mistake of saying a bag of potatoes, which i found fucking hilarious as I speak both languages and understand the mistake. Unfortunately for him, the people criticising him were morons and were like WHY WOULD HE SAY POTATOES IS HE STUPID.

[–] garbagebagel 26 points 2 months ago

Not her name literally being Karen though

[–] garbagebagel 3 points 2 months ago

I actually think I get paid a decent wage at ~$35/hr (CAD) but the cost of living is just so goddamn high where I live that it's not quite enough to get me by comfortably. So really, if I were doing this job elsewhere then that's fine, my job's really not that hard. but realistically, because of the state of my province, I'd give them my 100% for 45. They seem pretty happy with the 75% I'm putting in now though (some days less).

[–] garbagebagel 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Longer than 3-5 days I think

[–] garbagebagel 3 points 2 months ago

We just say "you know..." and then the other person will either say "yep/same" or "no I don't know" depending on the mood. And if the cat makes noise we'll also just say "I know buddy me too"

[–] garbagebagel 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

BLTs also have mayo, and preferably a hell of a lot of it. They are garbage without it.

[–] garbagebagel 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I learned last year that you're supposed to floss BEFORE you brush. I have no idea why no one ever taught me that.

[–] garbagebagel 4 points 2 months ago

I'm not gonna click on that link because there's no way this is true. You can't fool me.

[–] garbagebagel 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm still reeling over cemetery not being spelled cementary and it's been 20 years.

[–] garbagebagel 4 points 3 months ago

I LOVE the floor tbh but yeah maybe just like purple highlights on the cabinets instead of the entire thing. It's giving me circa 2005 decorating my sims 2 home.

[–] garbagebagel 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I'm just as angry as the next guy but I'm not gonna shame my boomer mom for not being able to figure out pirating or how to stream things to her tv. Could barely get her to figure out her tv man.

[–] garbagebagel 9 points 3 months ago

Idk if this is an effective life hack but I've seen a few instances where just appealing makes things go away (whether they were warranted or not).

Just last week I had a friend appeal a ticket just because he didn't realize it was paid parking, they let him go as a first time incident.

My partner has appealed 3 tickets on separate occasions and gotten away pretty scot free (twice, a typo on the ticket and once the cop showed up to the appeal and told him to donate some money to charity in lieu of forcing him to pay the ticket). Most of the time it's more effort for them to fight you on it, so you might as well try ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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