fluxion

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[–] fluxion 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sure just make sure to send us our refund checks

[–] fluxion 7 points 2 weeks ago

Also a proponent of teaching "Christian values" to school children so they can become a new Christian nationalist "insurgency".

Fucking disgusting hypocrisy.

[–] fluxion 8 points 2 weeks ago

Fucking go away

[–] fluxion 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They do: guillotines for people who criticize their horrid actions

[–] fluxion 112 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

Yes, but unfortunately this particular bear couple is having marital issues 😔

[–] fluxion 44 points 2 weeks ago

But then Russia would just be forced to invade some more later because they simply can't help themselves. So Zelensky should do the right thing and hand over all of Ukraine so that Russia doesn't have to go through so much trouble again. All the Baltics and EU should do the same so poor old Putin can finally take a nice vacation.

[–] fluxion 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I went back and tried this and it does work, but time machine is pretty OP too. E.g. if you try to destroy it with a hammer it just goes back in time.

[–] fluxion 6 points 2 weeks ago

Send them a big box of coal this year. Santa is not impressed.

[–] fluxion 1 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Pro-tip: don't pick "time" as an answer. Ever.

[–] fluxion 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I was lije like "damn those are some beefy darts, where's the case?"

[–] fluxion 23 points 2 weeks ago

They usually try to avoid planets with intelligent life but we recently fell below the threshold

[–] fluxion 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They better impeach him quick because Trump probably has a raging boner for this guy now

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