flicker

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I was thinking of that guy who raped her multiple times and had HIV. I really need that guy to have more than "some time to think about what you've done" because he'd probably jerk off to it. :(

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Normally I'm 100% for this, it's just that this particular case seems so evil and egregious...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is it? You didn't use any.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm still referring to my need to steal everything that is not both nailed down and on fire.

...nailed down or on fire is fine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

She wouldn't let the fisherman look in her wooden box, so they came up with this while story about her being a foreign princess, married for convenience, and took an illicit lover, so they killed her lover and put his head in the box and set her to sea.

That is an insane amount of bananas details for "she has a box and won't let us see what's inside."

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck I want a cigarette now.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I am absolutely the bunny. Because I'm moisturized and just had my hair done, but I'm also completely done.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Think if it as a moral cancer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am like 2 seconds away from writing up a big "how to do a tea party" post. I'm one small push (and one friendly location) away from it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I actually would tell my current boyfriend I was an assassin, but that's an n = 1 situation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Both are equally in the realm of "rich" when compared to people living paycheck to paycheck.

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