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*movie
Hah! Classic.
Technically he reads it in a book. Timey-Wimey things keep him from going back to see them in person.
Fucking Bucky Barnes is playing Trump? Never would've expected that in a million years. This timeline is bizzaro.
Dumbass literally tried to make it happen when he demanded testing slow down.
“When you do testing to that extent, you’re going to find more people, you’re going to find more cases,” Trump said. “So I said to my people, ‘Slow the testing down, please.’ They test and they test.”
Possibly better: "As required by State Law, I am unable to assume that you might be straight."
Buffalo Bill's trying the wfh hustle.
PeopleMakeGames has a two part series on Valve that's pretty interesting. The second part (here) dives into the structure of the company. It does have a bit of an angle, fwiw, so if you'd prefer something more objective, it might not be a great watch. Personally I think the issues they bring up are valid, but figured I'd mention it.
I'm with you. I get the preference for a one-stop-shop as it were, and keeping things separate has it's own issues, but on top of easier to steal, I leave things behind randomly, and keeping things separate means I'm not completely effed like I would be if I left my phone/wallet/key/epipen multitool or whatever on the bus.
Gishath, Sun's Avatar {5}{R}{G}{W}
Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Avatar (M)
Vigilance, trample, haste
Whenever Gishath, Sun’s Avatar deals combat damage to a player, reveal that many cards from the top of your library. Put any number of Dinosaur creature cards from among them onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
7/6
Rampaging Spiketail {4}{B}{B}
Creature — Dinosaur (C)
When Rampaging Spiketail enters the battlefield, target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn.
Swampcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Swamp card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)
5/6
Waterwind Scout {2}{U}
Creature — Merfolk Scout (C)
Flying
When Waterwind Scout enters the battlefield, create a Map token. (It’s an artifact with “{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target creature you control explores. Activate only as a sorcery.”)
2/2
Sinuous Benthisaur {5}{U}
Creature — Dinosaur (U)
When Sinuous Benthisaur enters the battlefield, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of Caves you control plus the number of Cave cards in your graveyard. Put two of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
4/4
Didact Echo {4}{U}
Creature — Spirit Cleric
When Didact Echo enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Descend 4 — Didact Echo has flying as long as there are four or more permanent cards in your graveyard.
The folk of the Sun Empire respect their ancestors. The Oltec go further, communing with spirits of esteemed elders after death.
3/2
Song of Stupefaction {1}{U}
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant creature or Vehicle
When Song of Stupefaction enters the battlefield, you may mill two cards. (You may put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.)
Fathomless descent — Enchanted permanent gets -X/-0, where X is the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.
Throne of the Grim Captain {2}
Legendary Artifact
{T}: Mill two cards.
Craft with a Dinosaur, a Merfolk, a Pirate, and a Vampire {4} ({4}, Exile this artifact, Exile the four from among permanents you control and/or cards in your graveyard: Return this card transformed under its owner’s control. Craft only as a sorcery.)
The Grim Captain
(Color Indicator: Black)
Legendary Creature — Skeleton Spirit Pirate
Menace, trample, lifelink, hexproof
Whenever The Grim Captain attacks, each opponent sacrifices a nonland permanent. Then you may put an exiled creature card used to craft The Grim Captain onto the battlefield under your control tapped and attacking.
7/7
Miner's Guidewing {W}
Creature — Bird
Flying, vigilance
When Miner’s Guidewing dies, target creature you control explores. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it’s a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.)
1/1
Broodrage Mycoid {3}{B}
Creature — Fungus
At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, create a 1/1 black Fungus creature token with “This creature can’t block.” (You descended if a permanent card was put into your graveyard from anywhere.)
As the massive mycoids known as rage titans charge into battle, lesser ones swarm in their wake, gobbling up any survivors.
4/3
I was hoping there'd be one that was somehow there the whole time.