this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

Ok, I liked this more than I should. Pointless in the best way.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Someone should move that bar before anyone get hurt.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Stop lowering the bar!

[–] edgemaster72 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But that wouldn't be fair to all the people that already walked into the bar!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Are you really bringing politics into MY bar?

Good, it could need some. *Hangs up a rainbow flag to make the bar easier to spot AND to piss off anyone who thinks "politics has no place on bars".*

[–] ows 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Omg. That's what the bubumche means. I never got that. No one ever explained. Hahaha. Genuinely thought it meant "that's the punch line", amazing. I'm halfway through life and still catching up. I am definitely more into the pointless style joke posted by OP.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I dunno, I still think it's just a punchline marker.

[–] ows 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Clearly it is, but I'd missed anything about it being the sound of 2 people managing into something and perhaps it landing on the floor.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Two drums and a cymbal roll off a cliff

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Hah! Classic.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is there a rabbi or priest there?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Yes, but they're both the same person, and also the bartender.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No but there's a chemist drinking water and his friend spitting out some hydrogen peroxide

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

So... Roll for initiative then?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The she turned around and said… so I turned around and said…