cjoll4

joined 1 year ago
[–] cjoll4 12 points 3 months ago

Officer Brendan Sullivan? Surely not that Brendan Sullivan?

If so, this was a perfect phone prank, 5/7.

[–] cjoll4 1 points 3 months ago

Sweet, I dig it

[–] cjoll4 1 points 3 months ago

Oof. Summed up my relationship with D&D in a 4-page comic. I love the game, but at the same time, it's just too stressful to play anymore.

[–] cjoll4 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Help me out, what kind of DnB are you referring to? Google gives me a lotta different results when I search DnB

[–] cjoll4 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What is four-penis wine?

[–] cjoll4 9 points 3 months ago

I somewhat wish for d&d and b&d to switch places, so it would read like a Punnett square. There'd be "bed" and "dungeons" on one axis, and "breakfast" and "dragons" on the other axis, and so you see the result you get when they cross.

But I know that would've spoiled the comedic flow.

[–] cjoll4 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] cjoll4 38 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Yes Brave Sir Robin turned about and gallantly he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!

[–] cjoll4 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The rules state that you either die or fall unconscious when you have 0 hit points. The definition of "unconscious" in Appendix A specifies that you are incapacitated AND can't move or speak AND are unaware of your surroundings.

EDIT: Maybe I shouldn't assume you're talking about 5e. I have no idea about 5.5e or any other edition

[–] cjoll4 2 points 3 months ago

Ugh this is gut-wrenching. Thank you for sharing. Those poor creatures...

[–] cjoll4 2 points 3 months ago

Lol @ the prices written on the spine of the book, in the upper left corner

 

...so I arranged a marriage between my daughter and the Khagan's heir. Then all I had to do was murder my son-in-law, wait for the elderly Khagan to die, and boom. The Mongol emperor is now my 6-year-old grandchild and ward. I think I'm safe from Mongol aggression for the time being.

By the way, it was the fastest and easiest murder I ever committed. I don't even have any Intrigue perks. 23 agents joined immediately. I guess those conquered vassals really hated their overlords.

(Now I just hope my leper grandson survives childhood.)

 

Sautéed black beans, corn, onions, spinach, chilies and shredded cheese; wrapped up in flour tortillas, smothered in sauce and more cheese, baked at 415° F for 12 minutes.

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Veggie Soup (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by cjoll4 to c/vegetarian
 

Radishes, onion, garlic, carrots, green beans, mushrooms, salt, pepper, sage, thyme, parsley, rosemary, and Maggi vegetable broth base. Thickened with a roux made from flour and olive oil.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by cjoll4 to c/vegetarian
 

Fried eggs, sunny side up with "Everything Bagel" seasoning; Morningstar plant-based sausage-pancake-on-a-stick (I am so glad they make these, it takes me back to my childhood); and the sweetest damn Bartlett pear I've ever tasted.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by cjoll4 to c/[email protected]
 

Maybe I'm just not phrasing the question right, but I can't seem to find the answer online.

When I conquer "The Petty Kingdom of X" and "The Earldom of Y," why do they change into "The Duchy of X" and "The County of Y?"

If I want to choose a different naming scheme for territories within my realm, is it possible to do so? (I'm aware that I can customize any title that I hold directly, but I'm curious if the default naming scheme can be changed throughout my realm)

 
 

I want to seize important territory from a significantly stronger ruler. Using one of the Intrigue perks, I've managed to abduct his primary heir. While I work on bolstering my army, I figured I'd ask if you all know the answer to this.

Will I start out with +50 War Score for having his primary heir as my prisoner? Or does it only count prisoners taken during the war?

Follow-up question, is there any way to exploit a hook against the enemy ruler in the war? I'm in the middle of a scheme to fabricate a hook against him but I'm not certain how I should use it.

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Huevos Rancheros (files.catbox.moe)
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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by cjoll4 to c/vegetarian
 

Scrambled eggs, salt, pepper, "everything bagel" seasoning; sautéed onion, red pepper, and spinach; Mexican shredded cheese blend; frozen bag of seasoned red potatoes, air-fried; Sriracha hot sauce

 

I'm making this stuffing and some Beyond chili to bring to the family gathering this year. I'm using Country Crock instead of butter for the stuffing so it's all vegan. I'll be sure to post pictures of both dishes later, along with my chili recipe.

What are your favorite dishes to make on Thanksgiving?

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by cjoll4 to c/vegetarian
 

Sourdough bread, garlic-basil mayo, provolone cheese, American cheese, feta cheese, spinach, tomatoes, salt, pepper. Baked open-faced at 450° F for a little under 10 minutes, finished with a drizzle of balsamic vinegar.

The salad is a chopped salad kit from the supermarket, with sunflower kernels and a citrus dressing.

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