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[–] CaptainBlagbird 65 points 2 months ago (2 children)

*something something* BadDragon *something something* last panel

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A Ferangi’s erogenous zone is their ears. Do you think they have ear dildos?

[–] mipadaitu 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

AN erogenous zone, not THE erogenous zone.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] mipadaitu 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's shown that they have multiple techniques they enjoy. Quark once got a feather stuck in his ear from some ear play.

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Tympanic_tickle

My guess is that they don't like rigid objects inserted. They have extremely sensitive hearing, so I'm guessing vibrating objects are also a no-go.

PROBABLY not, but different people like different things, and Ferengi are well known for selling anything to anyone, so... maybe?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Q tips are like sounding, got it

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What a horrible day to have eyes.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yet another reason to HATE EMOJIS

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

☝️🤓 Erm, acktshually, the 👍😃👍 is part of the humour 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😝🏩

[–] rain_worl 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Mango 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's some very sedate drum and bass.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I know nobody asked for it, but I can't help spreading the word about Venjent: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uivp-hvk-nk

He randomly showed up in my recommended videos recently with a D&B track based on the noise a groan tube makes, and I have since bought his entire discography and can't stop listening 😅

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

That's a weird looking Dave and busters

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was trying to figure out which DnB artist they were trying to draw

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] cjoll4 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Help me out, what kind of DnB are you referring to? Google gives me a lotta different results when I search DnB

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] cjoll4 1 points 2 months ago

Sweet, I dig it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

20,000 tickets gets you a complimentary continental breakfast!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Telodzrum 3 points 2 months ago

Eskimo Brother Database

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hey, some dragons aren't so bad! Falin from Dungeon Meshi in her revived (dragon) state.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I'm a Lucoa kind of guy myself, but not for the reasons you think.

Tap for spoilerIt's the shorts. Don't @ me lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I mean, sure, she'll murder you, but part of her will feel bad.

[–] Shou 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Bed and dragons, bed and dragons

Go together like a horse and wagons

This I tell ya, brother

Ya can't have one without the other

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 2 months ago

You're going to get replaced on the DVD set.

[–] cjoll4 9 points 2 months ago

I somewhat wish for d&d and b&d to switch places, so it would read like a Punnett square. There'd be "bed" and "dungeons" on one axis, and "breakfast" and "dragons" on the other axis, and so you see the result you get when they cross.

But I know that would've spoiled the comedic flow.

[–] massacre 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did you say EBDB? Well, how about the EBDBB&B (NSFW)?

[–] Viking_Hippie 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The casual delivery of the ending punchline is 😘👌

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The "decanter" bit, or the "I'll probably head down"?

[–] Viking_Hippie 5 points 2 months ago

Both, but especially the latter 😄

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don’t get how breakfast represents Drum n Bass.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You don't have breakfast in a dungeon while jamming out to drum n bass?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That’s Intelligent Drum n Bass.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Drag approves this message

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

This comic gets sexier every panel

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'll only stay at any B&B if they serve at least four-penis wine.

[–] cjoll4 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Medicinal" wine made with several types of animal penis.

The EBDB that OP referenced is one of Taco's business ventures in The League. Another great idea of his was to import and sell penis wine.

https://youtu.be/OuEf-xV9hQc

[–] Mango 3 points 2 months ago