beefbaby182

joined 2 years ago

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Which is sexier: a couch or a sofa? in c/asklemmy

[–] beefbaby182 9 points 6 months ago

A couch is where you screw. A sofa is where you make love.

Ergo, a sofa is sexier than a couch.

What's the weirdest/craziest thing you've seen while driving on the highway? in c/asklemmy

[–] beefbaby182 1 points 6 months ago

But only if the flux capacitor gets up to 1.21 gigawatts

What's the weirdest/craziest thing you've seen while driving on the highway? in c/asklemmy

[–] beefbaby182 4 points 6 months ago

A car on fire on an entrance ramp. Thought it was a wildfire at first until I got closer and was weirdly relieved when I saw what it was.

Lemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes? in c/asklemmy

[–] beefbaby182 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I know! It's that deadpan delivery that really sells the style.

Did you ever watch Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs? Steven Wright does the voice over narration for K-Billy's Super Sounds of the 70's!

Lemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes? in c/asklemmy

[–] beefbaby182 18 points 6 months ago (3 children)

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

-Mitch Hedberg

Lemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes? in c/asklemmy

[–] beefbaby182 11 points 6 months ago

What do you call ten thousand lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?

A good start.

Lemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes? in c/asklemmy

[–] beefbaby182 10 points 6 months ago

Okay, now that's good.

Lemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes? in c/asklemmy

[–] beefbaby182 10 points 6 months ago

I see. Said the blind carpenter as he picked up his hammer and saw.

Lemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes? in c/asklemmy

[–] beefbaby182 3 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Oh, man, I love The Aristocrats joke. Used to have a DVD of that one with a lot of comedians telling their own versions of The Aristocrats joke.

if i were to post daily in c/memes

[–] beefbaby182 17 points 6 months ago

If the "payoff" is a heart attack at the ripe old age of 46...

Reddit /r/piracy in tumoil as a mod caught taking bribes to promote posts in c/reddit

[–] beefbaby182 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I remember when something similar happened years ago when a mod of /r/AdviceAnimals got busted for promoting links to the meme site quickmeme.

Both that subreddit and that website were never the same again.

Reddit /r/piracy in tumoil as a mod caught taking bribes to promote posts in c/reddit

[–] beefbaby182 5 points 6 months ago

Only if you have boobs.

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This sub needs a profile pic. Drop your ideas here and let's put it to a vote. (self.sandiego)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by beefbaby182 to c/sandiego

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Go wild.

I put one up already, but if anyone has a better idea I'm all ears.

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What are the dimensions for community banners? (self.support)

submitted 2 years ago by beefbaby182 to c/support

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Body Text

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Those who have not deleted their Reddit accounts, do you still visit the site for anything? (self.asklemmy)

submitted 2 years ago by beefbaby182 to c/asklemmy

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Why or why not and what do you use it for?

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What is your honest opinion of Taylor Swift? (self.asklemmy)

submitted 2 years ago by beefbaby182 to c/asklemmy

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Who is your favorite sports team? (self.asklemmy)

submitted 2 years ago by beefbaby182 to c/asklemmy

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Is it too early to ask if there are plans for community custom CSS? (self.support)

submitted 2 years ago by beefbaby182 to c/support

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Would be a bit nice to be able to jazz up our spaces a little bit.

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Drop your ideas for the sub banner here (self.asklemmy)

submitted 2 years ago by beefbaby182 to c/asklemmy

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If you have any ideas for things you would like to see in the sublemmys banner at the top of the page, feel free to leave them in a comment in this thread.

Eventually, we will have our resident graphic designer tubbadu whip up something fun!

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Issue with commenting in communities on other instances (self.support)

submitted 2 years ago by beefbaby182 to c/support

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I'm loving the new changes on this instance after the last status update but I still seem to be having issues with leaving comments in communities on other instances. Is anyone else having this issue as well?

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Couple of new rule changes (self.asklemmy)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by beefbaby182 to c/asklemmy

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I have been seeing lots of questions asking for help and support about Lemmy and the site itself. Let's try to keep this a space for fun, serious, and thought provoking questions.

I will leave up the the threads that are already posted, but going forward, please direct all Lemmy support requests to the official support community or send an email to the admins at [email protected]

The other change is a minor one (probably won't be strictly enforced) but let's try to make sure all questions end with a ?.

Everybody good?

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Imma just leave this here... (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by beefbaby182 to c/memes

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Say hello to the new moderator /u/subspaceinterferents! (self.sandiego)

submitted 2 years ago by beefbaby182 to c/sandiego

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Welcome.

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What is the weirdest area of the Fediverse you have found yourself in so far? (self.asklemmy)

submitted 2 years ago by beefbaby182 to c/asklemmy

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Be it Lemmy, Mastodon, or some other instance on some other service.