TotalFat

joined 1 year ago
[–] TotalFat 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's OK. Some guy with a name like "The4th" says he's not a Nazi. The Fourth what now?

[–] TotalFat 1 points 4 days ago

The strap-on dildos came (snicker) later with Sens8, from the same creators..

[–] TotalFat 9 points 4 days ago

Me too, Gary. Me too.

[–] TotalFat 20 points 1 week ago (5 children)

They have control of all three branches of government. No checks. No balances.

[–] TotalFat 3 points 1 week ago

If you're Wonder Woman maybe..

[–] TotalFat 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Looks like it's holding a big baby. Awwww!

[–] TotalFat 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If someone did this in my neighborhood, every single dog walker in the area would go out of their way to deposit 100% of their poop babies (autocorrect but I'm leaving it) in this trash can only. If I was still in Texas, we'd open carry while doing it!

Seriously people. No one should tolerate elder abuse.

[–] TotalFat 35 points 1 week ago

If I stay in the bath too long, my brain gets all wrinkled as well...

[–] TotalFat 2 points 1 week ago
[–] TotalFat 12 points 1 week ago

French Hens are just pretentious chicken fries

[–] TotalFat 4 points 1 week ago

Make a bunch of those fake dollar bills the Christians like handing out as tips

[–] TotalFat 7 points 1 week ago

Just hope they don't cheap out and skip putting Immobilizer on them

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submitted 5 months ago by TotalFat to c/fuck_ai
 

**Me **

Can you describe a potential new food item for a company like McDonald's that uses insect-derived proteins and would be marketed to Americans

**Copilot **

Absolutely, I'd be happy to help brainstorm a new food item for a company like McDonald's that incorporates insect-derived proteins. Given the increasing interest in sustainable and alternative proteins, I propose a new item called the "McCricket Protein Bowl". Here's a detailed description:

McCricket Protein Bowl

Ingredients:

Cricket Flour Tortilla: A soft tortilla made from cricket flour, which is high in protein and has a subtle, nutty flavor. 

Black Beans: A hearty serving of black beans for added protein and fiber. 

Grilled Vegetables: A mix of grilled bell peppers and onions for a smoky flavor and added nutrition. 

Cricket Protein Chunks: Pieces of cricket protein that have been seasoned and cooked to perfection. They have a unique, savory flavor and a texture similar to grilled chicken. 

Avocado and Corn Salsa: A fresh salsa made from ripe avocados and sweet corn. This adds a creamy texture and a sweet contrast to the other ingredients. 

Chipotle Sauce: A smoky, spicy chipotle sauce that adds a kick to the bowl. 

Unique Selling Points:

Sustainable: Cricket protein is a sustainable source of protein that requires less land, water, and food compared to traditional livestock. 

High-Protein: This bowl is packed with protein from both the cricket flour tortilla and the cricket protein chunks. 

Delicious: Despite using unconventional ingredients, this bowl is flavorful and satisfying, with a variety of textures and tastes that work well together. 

This new food item could appeal to adventurous eaters, those interested in sustainable food sources, and health-conscious consumers looking for high-protein options. It's a bold move that could put McDonald's at the forefront of the alternative protein trend. However, it's important to note that introducing insect-derived proteins to the American market would require careful marketing to overcome potential consumer hesitations.

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Man-eating Pelicans (self.askbiologists)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by TotalFat to c/askbiologists
 

How big would a pelican need to be to generally be capable of swallowing grown humans whole? What body changes would we expect to see in such an organism? Thanks in advance for your educated insight. Also sorry for the split infinitive. Just call me Captain Kirk!

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by TotalFat to c/lemmyshitpost
 

Encourage those impacted directly to create a new community so people can opt-in or out as desired. Please!

Seriously though.. Is it the anniversary of the invention of the jeans or what? Is this an attack?

EDIT: I can see I've made a fundamental error in the appraisal of this community. As I am newly old, I've resorted to the "get off my lawn" approach to a decidedly mild irritant. I will retract my proposal and agree to "live and let live."

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