I can assure you that I have better things to do in life than sit at a computer making up origins of common phrases
RattlerSix
Fun trivia... Pulling yourself up from your bootstraps is impossible and the phrase came from an 1800s physics textbook that asked why a person can't pull themselves up that way.
It somehow got twisted to mean that it should be possible with hard work.
His parents really went with General Booty instead of Major Booty? Really?
I'll never think of nasty bathrooms again without thinking of Alexander
"many Dayton residents claiming to have seen a headless man approaching them in tunnels to ask where his head was."
Do people in Dayton spend a lot of time in tunnels or something?
This is so unfair. When is he supposed to shit his diaper if the mics are always on?!?!
She now works at the same Brooklyn library that hosts the banned books? I hope she wins but it sounds like she got her dream job, good for her
If you didn't have a Dremel, try channel lock pliers or vise grips. It's not going to be in there right and rusted or anything, you just need something to grip it.
Sean Collins only drinks sperm from men under 46 years old
These people don't know how the birds and bees work
Let me fix that..
"I stubbed my toe the other day and it LITERALLY felt worse than getting your head chopped off"
I'm reminded of one of the greatest replies of all time