RattlerSix

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[–] RattlerSix 104 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm reminded of one of the greatest replies of all time

[–] RattlerSix 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can assure you that I have better things to do in life than sit at a computer making up origins of common phrases

https://uselessetymology.com/2019/11/07/the-origins-of-the-phrase-pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps/

[–] RattlerSix 12 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Fun trivia... Pulling yourself up from your bootstraps is impossible and the phrase came from an 1800s physics textbook that asked why a person can't pull themselves up that way.

It somehow got twisted to mean that it should be possible with hard work.

[–] RattlerSix 34 points 3 months ago (2 children)

His parents really went with General Booty instead of Major Booty? Really?

[–] RattlerSix 1 points 3 months ago

I'll never think of nasty bathrooms again without thinking of Alexander

https://youtu.be/TfCbzfRJuDE?si=0WWFnnANUPc3GMyx

[–] RattlerSix 37 points 3 months ago (5 children)

"many Dayton residents claiming to have seen a headless man approaching them in tunnels to ask where his head was."

Do people in Dayton spend a lot of time in tunnels or something?

[–] RattlerSix 5 points 3 months ago

This is so unfair. When is he supposed to shit his diaper if the mics are always on?!?!

[–] RattlerSix 30 points 3 months ago

She now works at the same Brooklyn library that hosts the banned books? I hope she wins but it sounds like she got her dream job, good for her

[–] RattlerSix 1 points 3 months ago

If you didn't have a Dremel, try channel lock pliers or vise grips. It's not going to be in there right and rusted or anything, you just need something to grip it.

[–] RattlerSix 95 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Sean Collins only drinks sperm from men under 46 years old

[–] RattlerSix 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

These people don't know how the birds and bees work

[–] RattlerSix 34 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Let me fix that..

"I stubbed my toe the other day and it LITERALLY felt worse than getting your head chopped off"

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