ProtonEvoker

joined 1 year ago
[–] ProtonEvoker 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine keeps its pricks on the outside.

[–] ProtonEvoker 4 points 1 year ago

INsidious, INvader, INcompetent.

[–] ProtonEvoker 88 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I mean, yeah. Like ninety percent of Batman’s rogues gallery are just mob bosses with a gimmick. He’s a street level superhero, that’s about how much you can reasonably take on when your superpowers are martial arts and money.

[–] ProtonEvoker 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No, in an exception based system like D&D, specific trumps general. There is a general rule in the DMG that states that you can’t bring someone back to life against their will; and since Revivify doesn’t specifically state that it is an exception to this rule, it isn’t.

[–] ProtonEvoker 6 points 1 year ago

Oh cool, Wargroove is getting a sequel. Love me some medieval fantasy Advance Wars.

[–] ProtonEvoker 5 points 1 year ago

If it stays like that for more than four hours, you should consult a geologist.

[–] ProtonEvoker 4 points 1 year ago

A stopped clock is still right twice a day.

[–] ProtonEvoker 7 points 1 year ago

“Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel!”

[–] ProtonEvoker 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be fair, if this was a termination they’d call it a termination (see: Rushia).

[–] ProtonEvoker 39 points 1 year ago

The smoke cloud resembles the Mandelbrot Set, one of the more famous fractals.

[–] ProtonEvoker 4 points 1 year ago

I’d have gone with “fantasy improv with dice”.

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