ProtonEvoker

joined 1 year ago
[–] ProtonEvoker 71 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It’s a well established fact that Nightwing has the nicest ass in comics.

P.S. The best thing about being bi is being able to lust after Nightwing’s and Raven’s asses. 🤤

[–] ProtonEvoker 64 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yup, making them related without removing any of the subtext. So they went from being lesbians to being incestuous lesbians.

[–] ProtonEvoker 27 points 1 month ago

The kind of code an idiot would put on their luggage.

[–] ProtonEvoker 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Something I came across after having to have glass removed from my hand: there’s no specific term for a doctor that specializes in hands.

[–] ProtonEvoker 5 points 3 months ago (6 children)
[–] ProtonEvoker 4 points 4 months ago

And the obligatory response to the “tomato-based fruit salad” response: “found the bard!”

[–] ProtonEvoker 3 points 5 months ago

Don’t know, but I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that transmog before.

[–] ProtonEvoker 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] ProtonEvoker 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

While endangering a string of orphan boys who you keep dressing up in tight green booty shorts… for reasons.

[–] ProtonEvoker 21 points 6 months ago
[–] ProtonEvoker 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Personally a fan of the Sonic Screwdriver, because I like my drinks like I like my ladies: sweet, bubbly, geeky as hell, and able to knock my ass out.

2 parts Sprite

2 parts orange juice

1 part vanilla vodka

1 part Blue Curaçao

Combine and serve in a highball glass on the rocks.

[–] ProtonEvoker 27 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Not quite, with age comes experience. Learning from that experience is wisdom.

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