ProtonEvoker

joined 2 years ago
[–] ProtonEvoker 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The feeling of being autistic and have ADHD, but people just ASSUME you know what you’re talking about because you speak with confidence and are “the smartest person here”.

[–] ProtonEvoker 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Bro, the moment that “abolishing the age of consent” is brought up, you need to know that they aren’t acting in good faith. Every argument they bring forth should be tainted by that shit!

[–] ProtonEvoker 124 points 1 week ago (9 children)

A libertarian is just a conservative that likes weed. You can ask their girlfriends after they pick them up from middle school.

[–] ProtonEvoker 45 points 1 month ago (4 children)

When you write your letter to Santa, but you’re dyslexic.

[–] ProtonEvoker 54 points 1 month ago (10 children)

I mean, if you only look at visuals, Pyramid Head is just a dude in a costume. Pretty tame by “hear me out” standards.

[–] ProtonEvoker 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Cool design, but the weird feet are gonna make the MG model a bitch to balance without a stand.

[–] ProtonEvoker 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because being forced to treat people with respect would upset the far right.

[–] ProtonEvoker 41 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Off topic and mild spoilers: this is one of the scenes that show that your choices don’t really matter (just like the coin toss and which pendant you want Elizabeth to wear). Regardless of your decision, the person next to Booker will grab his hand and point out his tattoo.

[–] ProtonEvoker 103 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Someone once told me that the Mug root beer mascot looks like a right-wing boomer’s fursona, and now I can’t unsee it.

[–] ProtonEvoker 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“GET OFF ME WOMAN! I’M A MARRIED MAN!”

[–] ProtonEvoker 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Might I introduce you to the works of Maurice Leblanc and his most famous character, the gentleman thief Arsène Lupin, codifier of the phantom thief trope.

He would sent a message telling his victim that he planned to steal their most valuable treasure, and then would leave a letter behind afterwards explaining exactly how he did it.

Mostly known outside of France today from his appearance as Joker’s initially Persona in Persona 5, and his Franco-Japanese grandson, Lupin the Third.

[–] ProtonEvoker 14 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Which is French for “steal something valuable in the most obvious way to show people how smart you are”.

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