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I cycle. I can't fathom the risk some cyclists will take. Cycling on a dual carriageway? Absolutely no chance. Cycling on a busy A-road? No way.

Having the right to be there doesn't mean it's any less risky when you have great big lorries hurtling by at > 50mph.

Graveyards are full of people who had the right of way.

It's crazy to me how out of sync folks can be with their equipment. The feel of the brakes, the sound of a slightly under lubricated chain, the click of a loose spoke. I don't know if I am over sensitive to things, but when something isn't right with my bike, I know instantly.

You will KNOW when your pads are worn down to nothing. The metal on metal grinding, and horrendously long stopping distances should be a dead giveaway.

That's gotta sting. Family feuds are nothing out of the ordinary, but that is brutal.

Turns out being a weapons-grade arsehole doesn't go unnoticed by your kids.

The first sign of brain worms, is worrying about brain worms.

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How do you know?

I know you're getting down voted, but I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you were being incredibly shocked. People in Texas call this an average SUMMER day!!!!!!!!

I'm mid-forties. If James May looks mid-forties, then I look like an embryo.

Because he fucking said so, that's why!

Spoiler: they will, because fucking printers

Doing the jobs real Americans don't want.