Lemminary

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[–] Lemminary 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

@problematicfacts

You two would get along so well...

[–] Lemminary 0 points 2 days ago

It's a button to say: "You're wrong, I don't care what you have to say, LA LA LA LA SHUT UP"

Idk, my downvotes mean "ugh".

[–] Lemminary 9 points 2 days ago

My cat will knead and then perch herself on my stomach. But don't I dare lay a finger on her or she'll move to the chair. 🤷‍♂️

[–] Lemminary 2 points 2 days ago

All I'm hearing is that I need to chug down this tub of lard and get some sleep. Peace, y'all. I'll be incredibly gorgeous by next week.

[–] Lemminary 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Good lord. Imagine a perfect being this perpetually angry over their own creation against the grand backdrop of the universe.

[–] Lemminary 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

(psst Por qué no los dos)

[–] Lemminary 26 points 2 days ago

This is hilarious. I especially liked the "no drip or rizz, you waddle out to the nearest club or bar". I could hear the SpongeBob footsteps.

[–] Lemminary 1 points 2 days ago

Yes, usually, but I'm more frequently using the Read Aloud extension. It's the least effort that gets me there.

[–] Lemminary 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

As a minority who is usually on your side: no, fuck off. This had a very real and tangible effect on the election. Trump had increased support from every minority group and that includes a good chunk of my extended family.

[–] Lemminary 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wait, you're mocking "both sides" after saying that about Harris? I'm so confused.

[–] Lemminary 7 points 2 days ago

Tbf, Trump's allies tend to be both. The Venn diagram is almost a circle. 😅

[–] Lemminary 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
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submitted 3 months ago by Lemminary to c/gaymers
 

Image description:
A Tumblr post that says:

User imperfectkreis Oct 24, 2018

I’ve said it before but I’m really only looking for three things in a video game

  1. character creator
  2. be gay
  3. pet dogs
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History revealed (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by Lemminary to c/historymemes
 

Ancient wonders you only hear about on the History Channel after midnight

 

We had an adult male cat coming into our house who looked rather injured, so we started feeding him and mending his wounds when he got into a fight. It became such a regular thing that he soon brought another cat for feeding. It turns out that this new cat was female and pregnant but we treated her the same. Fast forward to a couple of weeks when we notice she's not pregnant anymore but we could tell she was breastfeeding.

She decided to bring her little kitten along two days ago and we've been trying to get the baby acquainted with us and our cats and everything looked fine and dandy. We even set out a box with a cozy blanket outside for them. We can't take them in so that's the best we could do. They quickly started using it as a shelter.

Well, they came in this morning looking for food as usual. But just a few moments ago in the afternoon, my family member got home and found the little kitten maimed and unresponsive in the box. It had signs of injuries but worse of all his little leg had been amputated by something sharp. We think the neighbor's dog got to him and killed him.

It's so heartbreaking. Why would anyone do this to a baby kitten? I can't even imagine how the momma cat feels because I'm sure she saw it. I don't even think she'll stop by anymore. I'm so angry and upset and I'm crying. Life is so fucking unfair.

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[silencio gay] (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by Lemminary to c/gaymers
 

Explanation:

Screenshot from Faster than Light. The crew names are randomized.

Buga: Gay Spanish slang for a straight person.

It's said that the term originated in a restaurant from the Porfirio Díaz era located in Zona Rosa called 'Bugambilia' in Mexico City, where homosexuals were not allowed to enter, only people who appeared to be 'decent' for that time.

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Daniel Radcliffe (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by Lemminary to c/mancandy
 
 
 
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Luke Evans (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by Lemminary to c/mancandy
 
 
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