HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 5 points 1 week ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Uh, my god is a giant space lobster that eats planets. I'll have to ask if they can eat stars, but I'm guessing the answer is yes.

They also spit acid and fire, have laser eyes, and have a saddle so the faithful can ride them when they come to eat the planet.

The proof of my gods' power is that lobsters are delicious

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank you the local god I worship is acknowledged to be fake, but also too cool to care about not existing.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 1 week ago

Somewhere between fourth and seventh myself. Unless you've got citizenship somewhere else why? Statelessness is not something to aspire to.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 6 points 1 week ago

Holodeck addiction is a disability I guess

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 1 week ago

Needs a spike on the handle for that lawn dart aesthetic

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wisest wizard gets weird in the marines

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why aren't grenades shaped like hacky sacks

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 1 week ago

Steam has moderators?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, there'd be plenty of that

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 1 week ago

They search there often enough in prison, unfortunately.

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