GrymEdm

• Tucker Carlson has always been creepy and ludicrous and everyone knew it. In a lawsuit against Carlson a federal judge literally ruled that his flaws are so obvious that no reasonable person takes Tucker Carlson seriously.
• Elon Musk has always been creepy but IMO the world didn't know it until a few years ago because he rarely expressed anything publicly outside of Tesla and SpaceX news.
• Trump has always been Trump. Here's the magician Penn Jillette talking about why Trump was a great reality TV star and a shitty President. It only takes a 94-second video for Jillette to absolutely destroy Trump.

Replace "kill" with "imprison for life regardless of applicable law" and this isn't satire anymore. It's an oft-repeated campaign promise and has been for quite a while.

Because of his billionaire background, he already knows where he can grab them to keep them close at hand. He's been practising for this policy with several reluctant women over the years.

If Christian parents were really concerned about their child's safety they'd let them go to library book readings and keep them away from church groups and camps.

Occupational safety may be punk rock, but breaking forklifting rules is early-2010's dubstep.

Looking at that 2nd point: it's so odd that Trump's Republicans include hardcore Netanyahu-style Zionists AND unrepentant antisemites. It's like they want to cover all possible approaches to the wrong side of history.

As to the meat of the story, Legal Eagle made a video about the legality of the Musk lottery. It seems pretty clearly forbidden, but we've been down this road with rich Conservatives many times before...

No worries friend.

Dammit, Lemmy says you beat me to the joke by literally 30 seconds. Which is the time I took to look up this:

Great minds think alike.

Reminds me of a classic from The Onion: "U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan"

I'm surprised it's that low. In the first several weeks alone Israel dropped hundreds of 2,000lb bombs. "The heavy munitions, mostly manufactured by the US, can cause high casualty events and can have a lethal fragmentation radius – an area of exposure to injury or death around the target – of up to 365 meters (about 1,198 feet), or the equivalent of 58 soccer fields in area." That doesn't even count all the other munitions used.