GraniteM

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[–] GraniteM 2 points 4 days ago

Or... eight??!

[–] GraniteM 5 points 4 days ago

I just visited a historical battleship museum and at the small arms locker they had a list of all the dozens of pistols, rifles, light machine guns, and so forth they had on board... and also three or four short-barreled shotguns that a contemporary crewman account affectionately referred to as "mutiny guns."

[–] GraniteM 3 points 4 days ago

And Paula Abdul did the choreography for the dancing girls!

[–] GraniteM 146 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (9 children)

Know what I love about Rockwell? The hands. Artists always talk about how hard it is to draw hands. Rockwell, that dude could draw hands, and he knew it. He drew hands in this picture, through the doorway, when there was absolutely no need to, because he could. And if you look at a bunch of his pictures, he doesn't just draw hands, he draws hands doing complicated things, making complex gestures, gripping fiddly little objects, he draws old people with wrinkled skin and funky joints on their hands... he was goddamn good at drawing hands and he was not shy about showing off his hand-drawing talent.

People calling him an illustrator and not an artist are just jealous of his hands.

Edit:

Hands:

[–] GraniteM 10 points 4 days ago

(Assuming that "no consequence" also means that I won't die on the trip...)

  • Witness the Tunguska impact.

  • See a Beatles show when they were just some small time dudes playing in a crummy club.

  • Visit the Great Exhibition of 1851 and go inside the Crystal Palace

[–] GraniteM 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Or if you're in for a trashy good time, The Running Man starring Arnold Schwarzenegger!

[–] GraniteM 2 points 4 days ago

"Sewing dissent against Sauron"

[–] GraniteM 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I think we can all agree that, as a team, collectively, the Istari did a great job!

--Saruman the White

[–] GraniteM 2 points 4 days ago
[–] GraniteM 9 points 4 days ago

I voted Uncommitted in the primary so that Biden and the Democrats would get a count of how many people took the issue seriously. Primaries are a great place for message votes.

I also donated, volunteered, and voted for the Biden and then Harris campaigns, and didn't hold back any support in public. I had no illusions about how bad it would (now will) be with Trump in the Whitehouse.

[–] GraniteM 40 points 4 days ago

Trump Admin: Cap interest rates at 10%, but also we repeal the thirteenth amendment.

Democrats: No! What is wrong with you?!

Republicans: DEMONRATS WON'T WORK WITH US TO CAP INTEREST RATES AND ALSO THEY DRINK SMOOTHIES MADE OF BABIES!

Republican Voting Base: [Thunderous applause. 90% voter turnout. 99% voter loyalty.]

Everyone Else: I dunno, both parties seem the same. [Sub-50% voter turnout. Interfactional backstabbing intensifies.]

[–] GraniteM 6 points 5 days ago

The Wyoming Rule would only increase the size of the house to 574, still a totally manageable number.

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I just wanted to feel rested in the morning for a change!

 

From LIFE Magazine

 

I couldn't really argue the point.

 

I'm in the fucking emergency department. I'm not feeling very grateful right now. Read the room.

 

I thought a half cup would be okay.

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From LIFE Magazine

 

From LIFE Magazine

 

From LIFE Magazine, July 30, 1956

 

On a windy beach. In the summer. With a dog and a child.

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In August. On a windy beach. With a dog and a child.

 
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