Furbag

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[–] Furbag 14 points 1 month ago

Consider the martyr Luigi in these troubled times.

[–] Furbag 41 points 1 month ago (39 children)

Ah yes, California's penal legion of ~~slaves~~ "indentured servants" that we uh... voted to keep around in the last election.

Man, CA politics are fucking bizarre. Sometimes the slam dunk no-brainer propositions fail and there never seems to be a really good reason why.

[–] Furbag 5 points 1 month ago

My last picture in my saved images folder is a snip of my screen. My prompt got featured on Prequel Comic! Finally, after like, 10 years of submitting commands and I just happened to check for updates and saw my name at the top.

I kind of regret that specific prompt getting picked now though, because I thought the spider character was on an elevator traveling downwards, but I went back a page and realized that it was a camera/animation trick and they weren't actually moving down. And yet, the artist still picked me for some reason anyway. Whatever, I'll take it!

[–] Furbag 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unless the goal is just to take some of them down with you.

Better to drag some of them into the grave along with you swiftly than waste away in a concentration camp. Maybe if enough of the fuckers get shot they'll stop volunteering for the job of going house to house and abducting Trump's undesirables.

[–] Furbag 6 points 1 month ago

Clearing Star Fox 64 with the good/true ending for the first time ever was an indescribable feeling.

[–] Furbag 6 points 1 month ago

Surely placating the fascist wannabe dictator is the right move this time, right?

[–] Furbag 39 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I think the joke would make more sense if the guy picked up the newspaper, unfolded it to see the entire front page, and then put it back and never bought it, day after day. The seller would still get mad because the guy never buys it, he only looks at the front page headline.

[–] Furbag 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sorry, I never read The Lord of the Rings so I don't understand any of this lore.

[–] Furbag 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It (the car) cost $700, so the driver is unconcerned about damage as a result of an accident while merging. Lots of people on the road have this weird bully complex and actively prevent people from merging into their lane because they have faith that all the other drivers on the road care enough about their cars to not want to risk damaging them in a game of chicken. That really only applies to people who paid a lot of money for their cars and are hoping to retain some of that value for when they go to resell it.

Basically, the bumper sticker is warning people that if he starts to merge, he doesn't care if you speed up to close the gap in traffic, he's going to keep going and you'll probably the the one who loses money on the repair bill.

[–] Furbag 72 points 1 month ago (7 children)

So to all the folk who voted for Trump because they thought he was the guy who was going to get us out of the endless wars, how to you feel now? You buffoon. You simpleton. You absolute imbecile.

[–] Furbag 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That no longer matters, because the President is immune to civil suits. Since they seem so reluctant to throw him in jail, I'd be shocked if he even bothers to show up to the hearing.

Yeah, the American people fucked up big time if they thought that there were any remaining guardrails keeping Trump accountable. We just made him a king, and if you disagree he could publicly order you to be murdered and suffer zero consequences because the courts and congress are incapable of holding him accountable.

[–] Furbag 29 points 1 month ago (6 children)

New gospel: All Gods are real and the reason they no longer meddle in the affairs of mortals is because they are too busy fighting their wars in heaven.

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