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[–] rustyfish 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well, maybe you should do drugs and get pregnant?

PS: Don’t do drugs and get pregnant.

[–] bitwaba 10 points 5 months ago

Just one or the other please

[–] FizzlePopBerryTwist 4 points 5 months ago

Mom, who got married at 18:

"You can't date until you're 18"

Fast forward to 18

"You should be focusing on your studies!"

Fast forward after the college dating scene is gone

"When are we going to get some grandkids?!"