Evolith

Now we're losing jobs to "intelligent" bundles of code and bots. Is it time to blame the programmers?

Big Hitler gives little Hitler his allowance

Some of the minute points seem like a stretch, but I still remember having to do the Pledge of Allegiance every single morning. That's indoctrination stuff right there.

Even got detention one time because I did it sitting down since my leg got stuck in the hole of the chair out of boredom.

More of a public cult than anything else I could suppose. Men trained in arrows and swords always needed fresh recruits to fill up the ranks.

Fake news. White's commissar is on the field, rallying the troops forward!

...while the fascist kaiser is sitting in a banker with his officers on either side, contemplating resigning or fleeing to South America.

AI's whole gimmick since its loud entrance is to keep being loud. And obnoxious.

AI is the biggest threat out there to an intelligent workforce and it shaves off more jobs by the day that are necessary for stable livings while the rich maximize their profits by having less wages to pay. IT and programmers need to stay in their lane and stop forcefeeding their freak project to the rest of the professional world.

Who has access to the sum of a payout before choosing the scraps to divvy out? About as much logic as I'd expect from a degenerate whose online fetishisms are perpetuated by capitalistic commerce.

Sure, you can spend the last turn choosing a split path direction to pick a red or happening space for a better chance of that possible bonus star if you've been mentally counting the spaces everyone lands on like counting cards in blackjack. An x% chance of reaching the star next turn with double dice if nothing ridiculous happens. The usual.

You can also win most of the minigames among your couch buddies and still end up rolling 1s and 2s for movement in the first 4 rounds, just like queuing up on Lichess against other 500s for 4 straight games as black and dealing with Wayward Queens. Yeah, you remember how to play against it by the fourth match, but it's better just to treat it like a dice game lol

I was chess club president for several years back in my high school. Now, as a 500-rated player and lifelong Mario Party connoisseur, I can guarantee you that both games feel like RNG even if I put the neurons to use.

It's the amount of time your computer opponent takes to make a move! I think Classical is played by an iMac G3. They're really slow and sometimes crash mid-match.

You vs the other jester milady tells you not to worry about

"The army who fought genocidal fascists to the death are just as bad as the genocidal fascists themselves."

You might as well full-send instead of half-assing it and proclaim that Nazis are the poor, innocent victims of unwarranted Communist aggression.