Buys twitter,.. ‘watch this’.
EpsilonVonVehron
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… He made his way up to the front of the large crowd and pulled the trigger of his pistol, but it failed to fire. This was because instead of it being loaded with bullets it was loaded with bits of tobacco. After the attack he was sentenced to 18 months hard labour.
I wonder if he had put gunpowder in his pipe also.
Not to mention of some of the other vaporware products from this space cadet, the Tesla-bot, robotaxi, cyber truck, solar roof tiles, etc…
The Mar-a-Lago pool cleaner will be getting his bonus on the regular.
…people and critics almost universally love Teslas…
Not sure where you get that from. Elon and Tesla cult members might have you think so but a Google search on Teslas reputation show differently. Consuser affairs showing about 60% positive.
https://www.consumeraffairs.com/automotive/tesla_motors.html?#sort=top_reviews&filter=1
Motorists in South Australia can now also be fined up to $5000 if they deliberately disable an 'automated intervention system' on an ultra high-powered vehicle – which includes anti-lock braking (ABS), automated emergency braking (AEB), electronic stability control (ESC), and traction control.
Makes sense. Why would you need to have your Lambo set to track mode when cruising Adelaide streets, unless showing off or hooning. I feel for the family of the girl who died, must be difficult to swallow that the lambo driver only got a slap on the wrist.
It begins in a location right out of a horror-movie nightmare: suburban Adelaide,
Hah! Nice one.
Same price as the micro pog but this has a tone control (with filter switch). Looks good but a lot of shekels.
I shall celebrate with a nice pickled gherkin and cheese sandwich for lunch today.
You can bet he spent time practicing that pose in front of a mirror at Mar-a-Lago beforehand. That’s supposed to be his ‘If you fuck with me, I’ll fuck with you ‘ look, but it’s more like ‘mommy, I think I did doo doos’.