Delphia

joined 2 years ago
[–] Delphia 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I took that one to mean You know your Samsung S21 was made by Samsung. That suspiciously cheap "hoverboard" with the lithium ion battery was made... in china... somewhere.

[–] Delphia 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I use those people that I used to work with as a "what not to do" guide.

Sometimes I want to say to staff "You keep up shit like this and you wont have a job much longer" but I remember how fast people turned on that guy, so instead I have a sit down with them and say "I cant keep not reporting this stuff, its going to risk MY job. So I need you to lift your game because we're friends and all but I'm not going to get fired to protect you and once I start reporting it up the chain, I cant fo anything to protect you"

[–] Delphia 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Because I wouldnt settle for a blowjob.

Because your mum said no to anal.

Because your mum is a stone cold freak.

Because the swingers parties got out of hand.

Because our bull doesnt like condoms.

Because I spent the abortion money on strippers.

Because I was too lazy to have a wank.

And finally.

Apologise and be nice to each other or Ill go dump one in your mother right now and see if I can get you a baby brother.

[–] Delphia 3 points 4 months ago

Surprisingly easy a lot of the time, mostly because nobody seems all that enthusiastic about enforcing the copyright.

[–] Delphia 2 points 4 months ago

IMO The sentence you enter dahta into a daytabase is correct to me. Dahta is like unworked mana (pronounced mahna) whereas manah is what you have done or are doing with it and Tomaytos are fresh, tomahtos are what you have done with them.

People who say potahto should be flogged in the village square however... damn heathens.

[–] Delphia 2 points 4 months ago

IMO The sentence you enter dahta into a daytabase is correct to me. Dahta is like unworked mana (pronounced mahna) whereas manah is what you have done or are doing with it and Tomaytos are fresh, tomahtos are what you have done with them.

People who say potahto should be flogged in the village square however... damn heathens.

[–] Delphia 23 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Not always. Some people change once they get power, I've seen 2 supervisors go that way. Awesome co-workers, cunts to work under.

[–] Delphia 3 points 4 months ago

Ricky Jay was one of those actors that I always loved when he turned up.

https://youtu.be/FtgUSUHnzLI?si=UZXcQkZHKBUiNNoG

[–] Delphia 1 points 4 months ago

Skinny hairy dudes.

[–] Delphia 3 points 5 months ago

Yes it was. It was so frigging good.

[–] Delphia 40 points 5 months ago (13 children)

They do damn near 10/10 work when they give a fuck, Thats probably the worst part.

Siege was damn near perfect as a tactical competitive shooter for the first few years. The Division was great, Just Cause was enormous fun and so on.

The problem is they hit a winner, and then milk it and milk it and milk it until we hate it or them.

[–] Delphia 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Nope. You dont enjoy driving, by your own admission arent good at it but want to deprive people who are good at it of their options.

If your crap in bed do I have to stick to missionary for the rest of my life too?

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