Delphia

joined 2 years ago
[–] Delphia 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ska with a Ukulele instead of a trumpet.

[–] Delphia 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I genuinely believe at this point that Trump wants out but they wont let him, I think the first assassination attempt rattled the shit out of him. He went along as a willing figurehead, he was never a true believer. He was told they would be behind him and protect him as long as he did what he was told, they would . Now he has realised too late that a figurehead is also a lightning rod but that his only way out is through and they will knock him off or throw him to the wolves if he rocks the boat.

[–] Delphia 28 points 4 months ago

"Vampire says people are being selfish not wanting to be fed on."

[–] Delphia 3 points 4 months ago

Its also a hell of a thing in person.

40 cars making 670hp screaming past at 300kmh... its fucking visceral. 25000 hp screaming past your seat in about a second or 2.

I also think top fuel drag racing on TV is boring as shit, but watching a top fuel dragster make a pass in real life is exciting.

[–] Delphia 52 points 4 months ago (5 children)

What about masturbate for sleepy?

[–] Delphia 1 points 4 months ago

"Our recruits are too smart, we need dumber oneswho wont do pesky things like question illegal orders."

[–] Delphia 2 points 4 months ago

Its the same problem with the Epstein situation.

Setting morality aside lets say you are fabulously wealthy and get invited to a "freak fest" or whatever he called them. Nothing inherently illegal about it, you would assume that with his money he could obtain the services of high end, young and attractive people for these purposes. As a guest, you arent going to go around asking to see everyones ID and ask them if they are there of their own free will and arent being extorted, or forced to participate.

Even if you only went out of morbid curiosity and bounced after 5 minutes in disgust are you really going to go on the record as to having been there? That sounds like "I smoked marijuana but I didnt inhale" or "I did not have sex with that woman" Even if you willingly took part assuming that everyone was above board you are throwing yourself under the statutory rape bus and just begging for an acre of civil suits if nothing else.

Its in almost nobodies best interests to say shit if they know anything.

[–] Delphia 1 points 4 months ago

Yes, I did dun goof.

[–] Delphia 1 points 4 months ago

That all sounds like the expected level of stupid bullshit from him though.

[–] Delphia 2 points 4 months ago

Also Star Wars...

How many movies and tv shows are about a group of "Rebels" fighting the big evil oppressive government telling them what to do and how to live?

Its portrayed as cool and morally right every damn time.

[–] Delphia 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I dont need to read the article, I have consulted the fresh memes and concluded that neither side made any gaffes serious enough to immediately be extensively made fun of by either side.

[–] Delphia 79 points 4 months ago

Jokes on her, Ive met my dad so now her life just seems extra sad.

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