Delphia

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[–] Delphia 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

The manager wont be "thrown under the bus" the manager will "get whats coming to him"

Its part of junior and middle managements job to ha e the balls to make sure higher ups eat the shit sandwich when they HAVE to. The owner who isnt there on site has to rely on you to say "No sir, we ARE shutting down production and evacuating. Not doing so puts the staffs lives at risk. Fire me if you want but please advise me of which legal firm you want me to send the wrongful termination paperwork to when you do!" and hang the phone up.

The most senior employee on site is the person who is to blame. The owner somewhere else might have (quite honestly) not understood the magnitude of what was going on. "The carpark is flooding" is an accurate description for an inch of water, a foot of water and cars being carried away.

[–] Delphia 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I laugh every time I see the words "literally unplayable" because of minor headache

Started with Atari 2600, now VR simrig racing.

[–] Delphia 1 points 4 months ago

I like to joke that I train and diet so my wife is afraid to let me do school runs in case I run into the thirsty divorved mums.

[–] Delphia 2 points 4 months ago

While travelling in another state preferably.

[–] Delphia 5 points 4 months ago

Whats the keyboard shortcut for that?

[–] Delphia 3 points 4 months ago

You ask young students an open and straight forward question and berate them for answering honestly?

Seriously, fuck you.

They responded to a question from someone in a position of authority in an educational environment. I mean, I dont agree with their answer but thats a fucking setup.

[–] Delphia 2 points 4 months ago

As predatory and invasive as google is, its still a small miracle that theres a free add supported tier.

[–] Delphia 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Lets go back to feudalism where I could own people of every color.

[–] Delphia 2 points 4 months ago

Unlike American schools where you can do both!

[–] Delphia 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Too tired to jerk off" sounds like an album name for a dad-punk band.

[–] Delphia 13 points 4 months ago

Save the core and rind, blend it up and use it as a pork marinade.

The bromelaide? enzymes in the pineapple break down proteins, you just need to make sure you rinse it off, pat the pork dry and then season, salt kills the enzymes.

[–] Delphia 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ska with a Ukulele instead of a trumpet.

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