Delphia

joined 2 years ago
[–] Delphia 7 points 2 months ago

Yeah because we get in there and GET THE JOB DONE. Women are just "yak yak yak" right guys?

Guys...?

guys...?

AW NO BILLY!?! WHYYYY BILLY WHYYYYY. WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SOMETHING THAT I COULD HEAR OVER THE CONSTANT NEED FOR US TO TALK ABLUT LITERALLY ANYTHING OTHER THAN OUR FEELINGS!?!

[–] Delphia 4 points 2 months ago

Oh we also have that, my boss whose parents were immigrants hates immigrants.

[–] Delphia 1 points 2 months ago

As someone who worked venue security for 10 years, this is not uncommon. It makes the staff sound shitty but low bars for staff training are only partly to blame, liquor licencing laws that can fine me personally if the police see me failing to eject someone showing signs of intoxication are another.

The BIGGEST contributor however is that lying cunts will say literally anything to avoid being chucked out. I've heard damn near every excuse in the book, women chucking up litres of vodka cruiser and trying to tell me its morning sickness at 11pm. Dudes saying "I'm not drunk, I got a concussion at Rugby" like the obvious treatment to that is 14 rum and cokes, deafening music and flashing lights...

Venue security makes you very jaded.

[–] Delphia 1 points 2 months ago

Scoop the yolks make a deviled egg mixture with a touch of cream cheese and a GOOD hot sauce.

Thank me later.

[–] Delphia 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm just as critical of Lemmy as I was of Reddit.

Lemmy is a very left leaning echo chamber and a lot of people dont want to hear counterpoints to their soap-box rantings.

I do love Lemmy, but theres a decent percentage of fucking whackadoodles on here too. Also I'm not installing Linux, stop asking.

[–] Delphia 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nothing brings people together like a common enemy.

[–] Delphia 6 points 2 months ago

Honestly he was president, his career and likely American democracy is over. I'd be saving my sons ass at the last minute too.

Is it corrupt as shit? Sure. But thats Americas new (at least openly) normal. I couldnt care less about this.

[–] Delphia 1 points 2 months ago

They wont do it because it would set precident for if the dems ever do get back into power to do it right back to them.

[–] Delphia 2 points 2 months ago

For anyone who wants to watch a good movie and get some insight into your ego being your worst enemy should watch the Guy Ritchie movie "Revolver". Its one of my favorites.

[–] Delphia 1 points 2 months ago

Take it from a 40yo man who recently pushed himself into borderline eating disorder territory chasing fitness goals... yeah dont take it to addiction territory.

[–] Delphia 1 points 2 months ago

I miss Anthony.

[–] Delphia 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The one that fucks me off is when people are like "Sorry about that, us russians are hot blooded." Or "I cant help myself around the ladies, its the latin blood" You're both 3 generations deep, one of you is a sexist pig and the other is just an angry cunt.

Or people act like insert culture here has some mystical connection to food. You see it all the time on bullshit cooking shows "I'm blank so food is very important to me" or that because their great grandmother was Italian they have some innate gift for cooking pasta... like in the village of 200 families she was from there isnt a chance that your nonna was the worst cook in town.

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