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"Only Apple users can make reservations here."

Also, I'm not sure what a video call would achieve. Surely that's less efficient for them?

I think we have the same mod installed.

All of my nipple hairs are like 3-4 inches long.

She is also cool and epic and I wanna ask her on a date.

TBH a grand in Sterling ain't what it used to be.

Moe.

Jokes on you, I already work in an Amazon warehouse.

Amogus took too long to step down, leaving Skibidi no time. They really need to give them a good few years if they want to get another Fazbear-like figure.

I think UBO makes it redundant.

Feel bad for the average Joe over there.

The irony of using an advice animal is so fitting; well done.