Crack0n7uesday

joined 10 months ago
[–] Crack0n7uesday 8 points 1 month ago

It's a lot easier to not pay a dead foreign soldier than a full time employee you have to lay off.

[–] Crack0n7uesday 9 points 1 month ago

They have special body chemicals so the food gets them high. Basically if your doctor said you could only eat weed infused food or your stomach can't handle it. What a hard life...

[–] Crack0n7uesday 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My neighbors brothers uncle JimBob knows JoJo so I know it's true.

[–] Crack0n7uesday 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I think there's a punk rock song called she bangs or something like that...

[–] Crack0n7uesday 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Mann Shorts, so the story line is presented in d&d format...

https://youtu.be/dEK5NVYsExI?si=cij599082CHTqclV

[–] Crack0n7uesday 17 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Cop: Ma'am, your BAC is .04, why were you driving so fast.

Florida woman: I'm getting married to a ferris wheel and I was trying to shave my legs on the way.

(This actually happened a long time ago)

[–] Crack0n7uesday 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But my uncle TimTom said it was true!

[–] Crack0n7uesday 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is the most click bait article I accidentally clicked on. I need to factory reset my phone after coming in contact with that website.

[–] Crack0n7uesday 0 points 1 month ago

That's pretty fucking close to "the final solution". Using Hitler's strategies isn't really a good look anymore.

[–] Crack0n7uesday 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The funny thing is Israel has money and weapons and they're not fighting literally Russia. They're not like Ukraine, they don't really need any extra help...

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