CobblerScholar

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[–] CobblerScholar 144 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If it were anyone else it's not a stretch to say nearly being killed would shake a normal person and cause some trauma. With Trump on the other hand that behavior seems almost masturbatory, like he is trying to re-live the moment where he was the center of attention

[–] CobblerScholar 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yes but also no. Ceremorphosis only truly succeeds on certain kinds of species, generally only those of the human sized variety and a few kinds of monster. Gnomes can be technically transformed but only through heavy magic manipulation and there is still a chance of failure. All others just die along with the tadpole

[–] CobblerScholar 18 points 4 months ago

It's like looking at a texture that hasn't fully rendered or something, just visual blur despite the sharp edges

[–] CobblerScholar 65 points 4 months ago (12 children)

Not to be too Disney about it but getting sober is cool as hell, that shit is hard to do

[–] CobblerScholar 9 points 4 months ago

Reminds me of one of the bits in a Robin Williams special, weed isn't a performance enhancing drug unless you put a chocolate bar at the finish line

[–] CobblerScholar 78 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Shamelessly stolen joke but of course he's Tampon Tim, aren't tampons what you use to help stop a red wave?

[–] CobblerScholar 14 points 4 months ago

A figurehead saying the same thing therefore making the act seem normal. That's why being called weird stings them so much because they know they are, they know you know that and they are counting on you not doing anything about it

[–] CobblerScholar 38 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Moron doesn't know how to spell a 7 letter word, weird

[–] CobblerScholar 4 points 4 months ago

Until he fails for the last time and his rabid cult tears him apart figuratively and possibly literally if some of them get a chance apparently

[–] CobblerScholar 19 points 4 months ago

In a state with barely more than a million people in the whole of it

[–] CobblerScholar 13 points 4 months ago

Sending all the love an internet comment can muster friend

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