AnIntenseMoist

If it was turned off, it didn't get the bad update.

Onion was quick on this one

Dark Souls mob lookin' ass

Your Greek ancestors would be proud, king.

I need this on a shirt

The real Slim Shady might have a problem standing up.

I'm out of the loop on what this is. Somebody, tell me once.

I hope it's the other word. "Like a good N@#$%r, State Farm is there" doesn't have the same ring to it.

Nightmare? This is a dream, even with the little bit of pain. After all, nothing comes easy if it's worth it.

So the 0 calorie label on water is now a lie?

I think you're mistaking Khan, the good guy in Star Wars

I break my butter sticks in half with my bare hands, fight me.