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[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] madcaesar 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

PC > PS5

  • PC MASTER GIGA RACE
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I can't play Demon Souls on coffee.

I jitter too much and fuck up.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Rolando 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

FWIW I interpreted the couple as being pre-marriage, in the "let's try buying things together" phase.* The joke is that he would rather hang with a bro instead.

  • clues: they're young-ish; she's not wearing a ring; if they were married he'd have given it as a gift or just told her to buy it herself.
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

You're partially right. It was love at first sight. He wants to go home with the dude, but he's already in a commited closed relationship with the girl. At least that's my head cannon.

[–] ignotum 18 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Is that a mixing machine or a coffee machine?

Either way i'd be more stoked about getting that than a ps5

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago
[–] Psychodelic 4 points 11 months ago

I don't play on console, but I also don't do coffee so I'd have to take the PS5 in this case.

Now, if it was a bong instead... well that's my kind of drug!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

It's an espresso machine

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

I think it'd make more sense if it was a car seat since coffee is a cozy luxury where kids are a lot of work and responsibility. Then it's more of a lost free time joke than a "wife bad" joke. I still thought the longing look back was silly though

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 3 points 11 months ago (8 children)

I have never understood the obsession with coffee. I drank it once. It was bitter scorching sadness. Why is everybody obsessed with coffee?

[–] hswolf 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

each person has their own palate, most adults tend to develop a palate for bitter foods like coffee, beer, high % cocoa chocolate, etc

It's not a rule, but a tendency, If you don't like It now maybe you're too young or your palate went another direction, not a problem imo

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 3 points 11 months ago

My palate apparently went another direction.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

That was bad coffee. There is good coffee. Also, caffeine makes me feel good and get things done

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I used to hate coffee until I had espresso. Like, good, syrup-consistency espresso. It tasted like a really good dark chocolate.

[–] greedytacothief 4 points 11 months ago

I drink decaf now, but I just really like a good cup of strong coffee. I make mine in a moka pot as I'm to poor for espresso, but it can just brighten my day.

I like bitter foods though. Your pallet may just be incompatible with it, like how some people just can't do spicy or mushrooms or whatever.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Because it contains an addictive drug.

[–] 6mementomori 1 points 11 months ago

it's tasty, that's about it. and fun. caffeine is also a factor for some but not necessarily for everybody.

[–] satans_crackpipe 1 points 11 months ago

Because of the psychoactive stimulant that builds tolerance quickly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Count me in on the espresso machine. I'd not complain at the PS5 mind you, but I like me some really good coffee.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

One gives you an hour on enjoyment

The other gives you hours of enjoyment

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

That’s a DeLonghi espresso machine that could very likely cost twice as much as the ps5.