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[–] Voyajer 51 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Reminds me of a different 4chan post.

[–] OmenAtom 47 points 11 months ago

Holy fucking based

[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago (6 children)

This is the result of using black and white terminology for something that is a fluid scale. Square peg meets circle hole (although this guy definitely knows his holes).

[–] Noodle07 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's right, it goes in the asshole

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I wanted to make that reference, but you did it better

[–] CodexArcanum 16 points 11 months ago

I'd bet he knows his pegs too. He only has the straightest kinds of anal sex.

[–] gmtom 16 points 11 months ago

I wanna get square pegged in my circle hole

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I think you mean "square peg meats circle hole" amirite?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It almost sounds like you're implying he's "big enough" to be "acquainted" with his own holes.

[–] Lemminary 1 points 11 months ago

Anon is 51.13% straight

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (4 children)

If you're attracted only to women and femboys... Are you straight or bi? 🤔

[–] thorbot 29 points 11 months ago

If you really want to drill down a label it would be gynosexual. But for most, just means you're bi.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Pure curiosity. I already want to bone everything with a pulse. And even some things without one.

[–] Breezy 7 points 11 months ago

Whoa hold up man, this is a Wendys.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

They're essentially the same thing.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

They say treat people how you want to be treated, but whenever I touch someone's butt they never touch mine. Sometimes they slap me on the face and I'm like "your aim is terrible!"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Look there's places I want to stick my dick and all of them are none of your business (so just assume whichever is worst in your mind).

[–] bitwaba 3 points 11 months ago

You're as straight or as bi as you want to be

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Aren't 2/3 straight? Anon just because the boy is pretty, don't make them a woman. Didn't you learn that in sex Ed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Fake and I'm projecting.