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Just a zipper. That's all. (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by Stamets to c/holup
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[–] n3m37h 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Reason for not going commando

Exhibit A

I rest my case

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Really? I just don't zip up like I'm pull starting a chainsaw.

[–] DasRundeEtwas 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Fuck you, i hope your whole family has a very nice christmas.

[–] Stamets 9 points 9 months ago

That's a pretty fair response.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Franks and beans!

[–] NOPper 3 points 9 months ago

"HOW'D YOU GET THE BEANS ABOVE THE FRANK?!"

[–] dojan 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is this another case of "it looks like a surprise circumcision but it's actually cake?"

[–] Lemminary 3 points 9 months ago

"Will it blend?"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My junk retracted into my body when I saw this. Any ideas on how to get it back out?

[–] NOPper 4 points 9 months ago

Have you tried luring the penis out with a zipper?

[–] WhyYesZoidberg 8 points 9 months ago

I love button fly jeans

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

forgot about zippers on pants and assumed someone’s nipple got caught in the zipper or something

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Surely there's a better method of circumcision.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

this is why im always wearing sweatpants if I can get away with it. no nightmare scenario for me.