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[–] paddirn 47 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, from having to walk behind all these slow m.f.ers. I can’t even imagine what kind of slow-motion hell The Flash lives in, having to sit through Zootopia sloth conversations evvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrryyyyy ffffffffuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkiiiiiiiinnnnnngggggg dddddddddaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

yeah me2 and im not at the happiest point in my life but I generally try to enjoy life.

[–] Rakonat 39 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Im unhappy because I value my time and I wasting it trying to get around you bumbling fucks who just meander about without a care in the world.

[–] MilitantAtheist 10 points 6 months ago

This. Fucking this.

[–] GoldenTrench 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Thatuserguy 14 points 6 months ago

"The problem with running faster than light is that you always live in darkness"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Sad, but with a lower risk of diabetes:

Every 1 km/hour increase in walking speed was associated with a 9% lower risk of type 2 diabetes, with the minimal threshold of 4km/hour equal to 87 steps/min for men and 100 steps/ min for women, the findings suggest.

[–] APassenger 8 points 6 months ago

Type 2, fast walker here. I walk for my health and I enjoy the cardio and feeling.

You know who's really unhappy?

People in sports cars.

I mean... Think about it. Walking fast is still slower than almost all other means of transport. People in cars must always be grumpy as hell.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

More life time to enjoy sadness!

[–] Mango 14 points 6 months ago

We have places to get to instead of places to be.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Then I guess olympic walking is a tragedy.

[–] Agent641 10 points 6 months ago

Old people in the supermarket are euphoric

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

But... I-I walk fast...

cries

[–] Lev_Astov 10 points 6 months ago

First we hear fast walking is more gay, now it's less? Which is it?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I'm happy and I walk fast

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Younger people walk faster and have inherited a shit world. Solved.

[–] comador 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kase 1 points 6 months ago

More like Sadapore :(

[–] 6mementomori 9 points 6 months ago

it is pretty stressful when I'm trying to get somewhere and I'm slowed down by someone who is walking too slow for my pace but too fast for me to overtake them, especially when I have to cross the road many times.

[–] shalafi 9 points 6 months ago

This may sound a little... odd, but it changed me, and I think on it from time to time.

Reading some old Star Wars book decades back, maybe the Thrawn series? One of the Imperial commanders was taking his time, strolling to where he was going.

Because, he thought to himself, people in a hurry were not happy where they were, always rushing about to get somewhere else. We was perfectly content where he was.

Anyhow, something to think on.

[–] EvilEyedPanda 8 points 6 months ago

My friends do be struggling to keep up tho.

[–] niktemadur 7 points 6 months ago

pEoPLe WhO eXeRciSe ArE mOrE sAddEr

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

So interesting as I intentionally walk slower now. There's something cathartic about watching people pass you constantly knowing nothing they're going to is that important in the grand scheme of things.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Step dad propaganda. They’ll tell you anything to get you from running around the pool.

[–] GrammatonCleric 5 points 6 months ago

But Sonic runs

[–] Darkmuch 3 points 6 months ago